The saga continues for Britney Spears.
We knew she was about to get down and dirty in an ugly, messy divorce, and that she has made it clear that she's willing whatever it takes to make sure Kevin Federline can't claim another cent -- even if that means giving away Jayden James Federline pictures for free.
But we thought she could still afford underwear.
Apparently, in Britney's world, party time (ex-cellent!) means panties are optional. We've seen nude Britney Spears pics before, but these take it to another level. We are talking full-on, shaved crotch shots, people. She is officially out of her pants - and mind. Then again, should we really be surprised? The girl is hanging out with Paris Hilton, after all.
Out of basic decency and respect for Britney, we've covered up the explicit portions of the pics below. But our image gallery still speaks volumes. Behold, a THG photo essay of the newly-single Britney Spears... (click to enlarge)
TOP ROW: Here we see Britney Spears getting pumped up for a night on the town - literally! She's certainly got mad skillz at the pump, unlike that elitist Oprah Winfrey (sorry, Big O). To the right, Brit's terrified son, Sean Preston, is carried by mom while trying to feel up Paris Hilton. It's a position we all know and love.
MIDDLE ROW: Last weekend, Britney was spotted in a green top showing off her absolutely enormous breasts. Not that we're complaining. She looks a tad strung out, though. She should probably sleep more. It only gets worse. On the right, we have a pants-less Spears swarmed by paparazzi. We hate pants too, Brit, but come on. You have to know this is coming when you go out to bars, right?
BOTTOM CROTCH ROW: Captured by photographers at the most inopportune time, Britney was either in the middle of changing outfits during her clubbing romp... or just looking to get romped by a photographer. Seriously. Don't you put on your clothes before opening the door? Or before going out in public at all?
We know Britney has to get some partying out of her system after such a rough marriage, but use your brain, girl. You're making Anna Nicole Smith look smart.
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71 Comments
December 1st, 2006 2:50 PM
HONESTLY, BRITNEY SPEARS IS A GROWN WOMAN WITH 2 CHILDREN, SHE TAKES CARE OF HER CHILDREN. SHE'S BEEN OUT OF WORK FOR 2 YEARS AND NOW SHE'S TRYING TO GET BACK IN THE SPOTLIGHT BEFORE HER ALBUM DROPS. EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO LEAVE HER ALONE. BRITNEY ISN'T THE FIRST WOMAN IN THE WORLD TO GO COMMANDO IN A SHORT SKIRT OR DRESS AND SHE WONT BE THE LAST. I DON'T DISLIKE THE POPSTAR BUT SHES NOT MY FAVORITE. SHE'S HUMAN. SHE'S ONLY 25 AND NEWLY SINGLE, GET OVER YOURSELVES.
December 1st, 2006 5:16 PM
SHE'S A PIG
December 2nd, 2006 6:08 AM
The best way to quench the thirst of a public parched and ready to drink up the Britney and Kevin sex tape would be to give the public a little taste. These pictures cut the desire to see her in half, but this also raised the price for her real fans. I thought Madonna and Michael Jackson were the best marketers. Britney is a genius.
December 8th, 2006 4:11 AM
I think it's unfair to judge Brit for the lapses she's had since she got married, after all has anyone ever appreciated her for all the good things she has done? Everyone makes mistakes, a looooot of mistakes, Brit has figured that out already and she is continually learning. She is a work in progress, let her grow up some more..probably the people who judge her negatively are the same ones who made the same mistakes she had. Hahahaha...Brit has the last laugh...
December 9th, 2006 4:11 PM
Exactly what 'good things' has this girl done? ... that is other than almost keep federline out of circulation and not infesting anyone else with his skankiness.
December 10th, 2006 2:51 PM
ha sido lo peor que a podido hacer britney tener de amiga a paris hilton porque esta no ayuda a su tan fracturada carrera, ella deve buscar jente que le ayuden a levantar su carrera . no entiendo como despues de estar tan alto hoy se encuentra tan bajo y todo por no hacer y pensar bien como una mujer madura , con dos hijos porque aunque seamos menores de edad los hijjos nos hacen madura
December 16th, 2006 11:52 PM
EW. no one wanted to see that.
December 18th, 2006 9:58 PM
Eveling, who the hell wants to french language around here, get that s*** off the screen. And pamela please call me on dis number:23498067995374
December 19th, 2006 6:07 AM
hey guyz,
relax and let the gal display her goodies
its free remember!
only i wish its me who was closer to her.
Hey Brit, nxt time u do it make sure ite me closer!
U don wana regret
December 21st, 2006 8:47 PM
i like what i see!!