Amy Poehler Bashes Britney's Antics, "Deforestation"

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People are just lining up to take shots at Britney Spears.

The latest is Saturday Night Live's sassy news anchor, Amy Poehler, who seemed to speak for all of America on last weekend's episode in reciting a serious vagina monologue of sorts - one directed at the exhibitionist Mrs. Federline and other Hollywood actresses seemingly dedicated to pants-free living.

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In reference to the infamous nude Britney Spears pictures from November, when the pop star was caught baring all during one of her many clubbing ventures with that tramp Paris Hilton, Amy had this to say during SNL's mid-show "Weekend Update" segment:

"Speaking of Britney Spears, I'd just like to take a minute to address this latest trend: flashing your business while coming and/or leaving a limosine. Ladies, you need to cool it. Nobody wants to see your baby factory... What's next? Shots of stars pooping out of a window?

And lastly, ladies, what's up with all the deforestation going on down there? You need hair down there! It's a backup system for underwear! Even when you're showing it, you're not really showing it! There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza. Then it turned into an upside down John Waters mustache!"

Wow. Typical Amy Poehler. So wrong... yet right on target and not unfunny. Never has someone gone on an anti-crotch shot rant quite like this.

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