It's October, and you know what that means -- lots and lots of Hollywood news, rumors and breasts here at the Gossip. Oh wait, that's every month.
What makes the 10th month of the year special is Halloween. Given that you always need a lot of ideas before narrowing them down, we've put together some great costumes for you to potentially use. See below, but beware: What you are about to see may scare the ever-loving $h!t out of you.
Click to enlarge (note that you can only enlarge these stick figures by so much)!





Scary! Going as any of the freakish ghouls you see above (from left-to-right, Keira Knightley, Kate Bosworth, crystal meth fiend Nicole Richie, whoremonger Lindsay Lohan, and former OC slut Mischa Barton) is guaranteed to scare the crap out of everyone at your Halloween party. The only downside? No Halloween candy. And if you go as Lohan, you have to stay in character and get busy with at least four guys in the bathroom.























October 29th, 2006 9:40 AM
T.I.T Squad says eat a sandwich.
August 28th, 2007 1:25 AM
you guys are just jealous.
your probs some big fatty who likes to write stuff about skinny people and eat hamburgers all day.
keep it up you could make a new world record!
x
February 24th, 2008 1:33 PM
she's not the same as those gals,
she should go and eat, she's an astonishing beauty, and she'll still be when she came a pound or 30! somebody, make her eat!!!