Victoria Beckham's Boobs Require Own Area Code
Look, we're not ones to focus on celebrity cleavage. Really, we're not. Sometimes, Elizabeth Hurley just puts it out there, begging us to make a comment. So we oblige.
Or a Jessica Simpson picture will be such a close-up of her bosom buddies that we're afraid her crazy father will beat us up if we refrain from making a comment on them.
But we typically it's breast to leave those issues alone. (See what we did there?). In the case of Victoria Beckham, however, well, uhh, just take a look:
You win, Booby Posh Spice. At least now we know what your husband, David Beckham, practices his free kicks on. Those are more inflated than most soccer balls.
We never thought we'd refer to Tara Reid as a role model ... but you may wanna follow her example, Vicky, and reduce those jumblees. They're just obscene.
January 24th, 2007 10:27 PM
Oh c'mon! Everybody in this fuckin world wants to look beautiful and do something to themselves to feel better with the way they look!! Hu in this world wants to look fugly???? Every single fuckin human aint perfect and has their own way of being beautiful.....Im saying this not because i like her alot..but it is the truth.
July 18th, 2008 4:47 PM
Isha, by not doing something to yourself does not make you "fugly", But overdoing something to yourself can. You don't need implants or surgery to look beautiful because just like you said "Every single f***in human aint perfect and has their own way of being beautiful"
I wish more people would have a proper think before undergoing surgery.