Keeping Up with the Kardashians star Scott Disick takes a lot of flak for being unreliable, but we take umbrage with that notion.
Let's give Scott a little credit where it's due, shall we?
After all, in an ironic way,you can always rely on the Lord to be unreliable, and that's gotta count for something, right?
If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, you know that there's usually a lag time of several months between filming and airing.
In other words, when the events of the family members' lives make tabloid headlines, they aren't depicted on the show for awhile.
This might be one of the reasons that the Kardashians are struggling in terms of ratings, but that's a conversation for another time.
Anyway, it takes a while to transform raw footage into watchable television, which is why we're just now getting to this bit of drama:
The Keeping Up with the Kardashians version of Scott Disick and Kim Kardashian's disastrous trip to Dubai late last year.
Needless to say, it didn't go as Kim had hoped.
Scott was supposed to be on hand to provide Kim with a greater sense of security (who dreamed that one up, we can't say).
As the trip marked the first time she'd traveled internationally since being robbed at gunpoint in Paris, it was well-intentioned.
Again though, it's a total mystery why anyone thought Scott was the right man for this job, as Disick went on a bender and disappeared.
Raise your hand if you're surprised, honestly.
Now the incident is finally being featured on the family's reality show, and it seems like Scott's behavior was even worse than thought.
That's right ... what was described in the tabloids is actually NOT AS BAD as what really went down, and was captured by E! cameras.
Only a Lord could accomplish such a feat.
Not only was he hammered, ridiculously early in the day, but he was busted partying with what Kim describes as a "tramp."
Check out that awkward moment in the preview clip below and ask yourselves the obvious question for the third time:
Who brought this guy along and why?!