Who knew kidnapping could be so much fun!
The highly-anticipated video for Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Mone"y dropped at midnight last night, and it's got RiRi engaging in some bad behavior that would make Chris Brown blush.
So yeah, before you click play, be warned that this clip manages to squeeze just about every kind of NSFW into its boob-baring, blunt smoke-filled seven minutes.
In short, some dude owes Rihanna money, so she kidnaps his (semi-naked) wife, hangs her upside down (fully naked), and proceeds to drive her around town as her hostage, at one point even pulling a Weekend at Bernie's to fool a cop played by Eric Bana.
We don't want to ruin the clip's amazing final image for you, so we'll just say it involves some of Rih's favorite things: bucks, blunts, blood, and her own boobs.