With all due respect* to Donald Trump, the real estate mogul is only the second most interesting person running for President of the United States.
(*We don’t actually have any respect for Donald Trump.)
The most interesting, of course, is Deez Nuts, an actual candidate who has been surging in the polls of late.
Because this Independent really is running, news anchors around the country have had to cover him, mentioning his unexpected success enough times to prompt a genius Internet user to create the greatest mash-up in Internet history.
Sit back, listen to deez reporters talking about Deez Nuts and be thankful you live in the United States of America.