Selita Ebanks

Gulp. GQ has created perhaps the greatest magazine cover in recent history, assembling the entire lineup of Victoria's Secret Supermodels.

Yes. Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Isabelli Fontana, Candice Swanepole, Julia Stegner, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr are all present - and all not un-hot.

The last time we checked, Selita Ebanks was dating a hulking mass of a New York Giants defensive end, Osi Umenyiora.

So Kanye West might wanna be careful.

Ashlee Simpson - newly engaged, likely pregnant and always starving for food/attention - hit a New York City party in her 3.1 Phillip Lim dress recently.

Meanwhile, Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks attended the Tribeca Film Festival in her backless black version a week later.

For Osi Umenyiora, the New York Giants Super Bowl victory over the New England Patriots wasn't even his greatest accomplishment in the last few weeks.

The star defensive end has managed to snag Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks as his girlfriend. And she couldn't be happier about it, Selita said to People magazine.

Reportedly, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes cannot say no to Suri Cruise.

So it's not hard to imagine that insane couple purchasing the following holiday gift for their Asian-looking daughter:

Oh no! 

During a week where happy engagement news filled Hollywood - from Katharine McPhee and Nick Cokas to Pete Doherty and Irena Lazareanu - one couple actually called off its wedding.

Despite being greatly in love, don't expect Nick Cannon and Selita Ebanks to follow the lead of Usher and Tameka Foster. Yet.

The former pair is excited to get married... at some point.

Selita Ebanks wants to club Eva Longoria on the head with a stiletto heel.

Okay, that may be extreme. But the fact of the celebrity gossip matter is that Longoria and Tony Parker have been hogging the wedding spotlight for weeks now. It's time to give Banks and her fiance Nick Cannnon some attention, people.

What can a website really say about Selita Ebanks and her fellow Victoria's Secret models that hasn't already been said? Not a whole heck of a lot.

Which is why we will dispense with the celebrity gossip and just post pictures of four gorgeous ones from the British edition of GQ Magazine.

When The Hollywood Gossip staff first heard about Selita Ebanks and Nick Cannon dating, we jumped to the conclusion that they got married.

We made the same premature mistake regarding America Ferrera and Ryan Piers Williams.

Sorry, Selita Ebanks. Apparently you're still single.

The Hollywood Gossip staff made a rare error when we previously reported that this Victoria's Secret model was married to Nick Cannon after just a few weeks of dating. Turns out they are both technically single.

Congratulations, Aaron Carter. You're no longer the craziest, love stricken celebrity.

Carter, of course, declared his ever-lasting feelings for Kaci Brown after a whole seven days of knowing her. But at least he didn't walk down the aisle with the quasi stranger.