Selita Ebanks wants to club Eva Longoria on the head with a stiletto heel.
Okay, that may be extreme. But the fact of the celebrity gossip matter is that Longoria and Tony Parker have been hogging the wedding spotlight for weeks now. It's time to give Banks and her fiance Nick Cannnon some attention, people.
"I was never that girl who dreamed of her wedding day," Ebanks told People magazine at an Entertainment Weekly party for its Ultimate Must List in New York City Thursday night. "I'm learning all about [weddings]. The whole something new, something blue. This is all new to me, so I'm all about the wedding planner!"
We assume she isn't referring to the 2002 movie starring Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey.
Ebanks says she and Cannon are taking their time preparing for the big day and are aiming to wed "in a year and a half to two years." Wow. By that time, Kate Moss will probably have married Pete Doherty and then divorced him for taking up cocaine snorting again.
Although Cannon couldn't make it to the party, the Drumline actor - who used to have sex with Kim Kardashian - shows his affection even when he's not around.
"He'll leave little love notes on the refrigerator. He writes the most beautiful words," Selita said. "I fall in love every single time he does something like that."
Awww. The pair can only hope it has as loving a marriage as a fellow Victoria's Secret model, Heidi Klum, enjoys with her husband Seal.