Donald Trump to Royals: Remember When I Tried to Bang Princess Di?

Donald Trump to Royals: Remember When I Tried to Bang Princess Di?

Someday in the near future, when you and your family are gathered around a flickering Coleman lantern, digesting theĀ golden retriever you enjoyed for dinner in the nightmarish hellscape that was once America, your children will ask you how Donald Trump came to be president in the first place.

As you have so many times before, you'll explain that it all started in the Eighties -- a time when the country was rich, the clothing was hideous, and douchebags reigned supreme.

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Princess Di: Trashing Meghan Markle, Warning Harry From Beyond the Grave, Medium Claims!

Princess Di is No Fan of Meghan Markle, Medium Claims

There are lots of con artists in the world, but it's possible that none are as deplorable as those who claim they can commune with the dead.

BS-ing their way into the hearts and wallets of those who have lost loved ones, "mediums," as many of them like to be called, are pretty awful.

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