Seriously, this guy actually is a prince. They don't call him Prince Harry for nothing, you know?
Meghan Markle & Prince Harry: Plans For Baby #2 Revealed?
Pretty much from the moment Meghan Markle welcomed her first child, the British tabloid media has been breathlessly speculating about the possibility of a younger sibling for little Archie Mountbatten-Windsor.
In keeping with their policy of making Meghan's life as hellish as possible at all times, the press was demanding answers and publishing rumors about baby number two while Archie was still tethered to the Duchess via royal umbilical cord.
Meghan Markle & Prince Harry: STILL Feuding With Will & Kate!
These are tough times for members of the British Royal Family.
Now, if you hit the lights every time you hear footsteps in the hall because you're three weeks behind on your rent, you might be feeling that "tough times" is a relative term -- and you would be right -- but hear us out:
Meghan Markle & Prince Harry: ACTUALLY Moving to America?!
These are difficult times in the lives of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry.
Obviously, that's a relative term, and a rough patch for a duke and duchess is probably better than the best of times for, say, a garbage man and a school lunchlady.