Prince Harry

The tea is scalding hot today, folks! 

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are about to flip off wave farewell to their fairytale life in London.

Last week, Prince Harry blasted the British press for its consistently unfair -- and frequently bigoted -- treatment of his wife, Meghan Markle.

The final straw was the Daily Mail's publication of a letter that Meghan wrote to her estranged father, Thomas Markle.

Prince Harry has taken a step that is equal parts unusual and forceful.

But all parts admirable.

Prince Harry celebrated a pair of milestones on Sunday:

1. His 35th birthday.

We probably don't need to tell you that Hollywood and Buckingham Palace don't have an awful lot in common.

One is the last bastion of an outdated institution -- a place where people born into fabulous wealth and privilege spend their days basking in the adulation of the peasant classes.

Back in May, Meghan Markle welcomed her first child.

But because she lives in a civilized nation where you can stop off for some bangers and mash without fear of some dodgy wanker blowing your bonce off, Meghan was able to take a full four months of maternity leave.

Last month, we reported on the widespread allegations of hypocrisy leveled against Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

The trouble started when the couple took a jaunt to the South of France to hang out at Elton John's palatial estate for a few days, as one does.

Prince William and Kate Middleton have made it official:

They really despise Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

Before he settled down with Meghan Markle, Prince Harry was considered by many to be the world's most eligible bachelor.

Our apologies to royal traditionalists, but at his peak, Harry put Leo DiCaprio and his infamous P-ssy Posse to shame.

I must say, I don't think air transportation has ever been as stressful of a matter as it is right now for the royal family. 

After Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were recently under fire for taking private jets on vacation, Prince William and Kate Middleton are now flying (eek!) commercial. 

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are vocal environmentalists who have been accused of hypocrisy for taking a private jet.

Sir Elton John already defended the royal couple, and he did not mince words when slamming the shameful tabloids.