Seriously, this guy actually is a prince. They don't call him Prince Harry for nothing, you know?
They say the best revenge is living well.
And it seems that Prince William and Kate Middleton have accepted that maxim as their guiding principle in their ongoing war with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.
Earlier this week, we reported on the news that Prince Harry plans to publish a memoir that will offer new insights into his tumultuous life from childhood to the present day.
Needless to say, the royal family is less than thrilled with this development.
For the record, we don't know whether not Prince William wears boots.
If the polarizing father of three does ever don such footwear, however, we'd have to imagine he's shaking in them right about now.
It's about to be on, Royal Family followers.
Even more so than it has been over the last several months, that is.
It's been nearly a year and a half since Meghan Markle and Prince Harry moved to Los Angeles, and by all accounts, the duke and duchess are thriving in their new environment.
Of course, even though they've managed to put thousands of miles between themselves and Buckingham Palace, the Sussexes still can't escape the influence of Harry's family.
It's been 16 months since Prince Harry and Meghan Markle moved to Los Angeles, and by all accounts, the Duke and Duchess are happier than ever.
Meghan welcomed the couple's second child last month, and sources close to the family say all members are currently thriving.
Over the past few years, there's been a great deal of discussion regarding exactly when relations between Meghan Markle and the royal family began to go awry.
Some say the trouble began when Meghan and Kate Middleton argued in the days leading up to Markle's wedding.
On this side of the pond, it's widely agreed that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were fully justified in their decision to leave the UK and start a new life in Southern California.
But a majority of Brits still take an unfavorable view of the couple and believe that their actions have been harmful to the royal family, and by extension, the nation.
Meghan Markle has been the target of so many allegations during her time in the spotlight that it can be difficult to keep them all straight.
One of the most persistent, of course, has been the claim that Meghan bullied staff members during her time living at Kensington Hall.
While the feud between Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton may have garnered the most tabloid headlines, it seems the beef between Meghan and Prince William is just as intense -- if not more so.
As far as William is concerned, all of the problems that are currently troubling his family began the day that Prince Harry met Meghan.
Unfortunately, no one can deny that Meghan Markle didn't have the best dad.
That doesn't mean that she doesn't know anything about good fathers; she happens to be married to one.
As previously reported, congratulations are in order for Meghan Markle and Prince Harry.
Even from their sworn enemies.
She. Is. HERE!
On Friday, June 4, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry welcomed their second child and first daughter, a little girl whose name is a tribute to the latter's very famous grandmother.
When Meghan Markle gave birth to her first child, there were lingering questions with regard to what role baby Archie would one day play in the institution of the royal family.
Meghan and Prince Harry were quick to address that curiosity by declining a royal title for the boy, thus assuring that he would remain a civilian and live a much more private life than his cousins.
The royal family's sycophants worry that Meghan Markle has doomed the monarchy, somehow.
In real life, however, Meghan and Harry are more focused upon good things coming in their future.
There was a time when the Kardashians might have been the closest thing America had to its own royal family.
Some folks might argue in favor of the Kennedys or even the Trumps, but in order to be comparable to the Brits, the American royals shouldn't be a tribe of ambitious politicians or business moguls, but a flock of socialites who are famous simply for being famous.
For generations, the members of the British Royal Family followed a strict code of silence.
The "never complain, never explain" mantra guided the Queen and her offspring through scandals both political and personal, and it was assumed that her grandchildren would adhere to the same ethos.
To say that there have been reports of tension between Prince Harry and his royal relatives would be an understatement.
Not everyone sees eye-to-eye on things. Some may even be jealous that Harry got away from that life.
Prince Harry has officially pulled back the curtain on, well...
... everything.
Prince Harry has spoken for years about the absolute misery of growing up within the royal family.
In a recent interview, the soon-to-be father of two compared his childhood in the spotlight to life in a "zoo."
Before he met and married Meghan Markle, Prince Harry had a reputation as a hard-partying ladies' man.
How much of that was warranted and how much was an invention of the British tabloid is a matter of frequent debate among royal-watchers.
For Prince Harry, it's not enough that -- for all intents and purposes -- he's left The Royal Family behind.
The handsome Duke must also kick his family members in their irresponsible, antiquated and downright evil behinds as well.
Now that the dust has settled, we can see Meghan Markle's Oprah Winfrey interview for what it was.
For millions of viewers, it was the television event of the year, but for Meghan it was nothing more than an opportunity to tell her story on her own terms and without interruptions.
