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Like so many people who have followed Thomas Markle's reign of terror in the media, Meghan Markle has been driven to tears by her idiot dad's cruel comments.

Now, Daddy Dearest has given yet another embarrassing interview. He claims that this interview will be his last.

In the three months since Meghan Markle married Prince Harry, we've had occasion to learn an awful lot about her father, Thomas Markle.

And boy, were we happier not knowing a thing about this doofus.

Before Meghan Markle married Prince Harry and became the Duchess of Sussex, she was just another MAW (model/actress/whatever) trying to make it in Hollywood.

And for much of that time, she was romantically involved with a film director and producer named Trevor Engelson.

Wardrobe malfunction.

It's a phrase that was first popularized by Justin Timberlake to describe the public misfortune that befell Janet Jackson at Super Bowl XXXVIII.

When Meghan Markle married Prince Harry back in May, her father was conspicuously absent from the proceedings.

At the time, the official reason was that Thomas Markle Sr. had suffered a heart attack.

When Meghan Markle married Prince Harry back in May, she instantly became the Duchess of Sussex.

It's a slightly better situation than when you got married and instantly became burdened by someone else's student loan debt and sh-tty credit score.

Back in May, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry got married, and her family has spent the months since reminding us how awful they are and what a miracle it is that she grew up to be a functional human, much less a duchess.

In case you've remained blissfully unaware of the existence of Meg's father, sister, and brother, believe us when they say they're the absolute worst.

Generally, when someone is being a bit too dramatic, we say something along the lines of "they've been watching too many soap operas."

But in the case of Meghan Markle's bonkers siblings and their weird conception of royal life, we guess ... they've been reading too much Shakespeare?

We're sure being royalty has its perks.

You get to call people peasants and sit in the fanciest chairs ... all-in-all, it's probably a pretty sweet gig.

They say that when you marry someone, you marry their family, too.

Unfortunately for Prince Harry, his new wife Meghan Markle has a cool-ass mom but the rest of her relatives are flat-out garbage people with garbage souls.

Being royalty may sound like a blast -- in fact, as far as fantasies go, it's up there with winning the lotto and showing up to your high school reunion the exact same size as when you graduated.

But the reality is, those fancy titles come with a whole list of rules that must be followed at all times -- and for the rest of your life.

After last month's royal wedding, reports came out that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were trying to make a royal baby ASAP.

They returned from their royal honeymoon just weeks ago, but a report says that there's already good news.