Offset

Welp. 

So much for speculating over whether or not Cardi B and Offset were having sexual intercourse again.

Cardi B and Offset are back together.

We mean this literally.

Offset's alleged side piece is here to step forward.

In the wake of Cardi B splitting from her husband and baby daddy, Sum Bunni (aka Summer Bunni) has become a (hilarious) household name among those who care about the lives of these artists.

Cardi B does not miss all of Offset.

She doesn't mean the part of him that lied and cheated and slept with a woman named Sum Bunni while the stars were married.

If you're looking to get either Cardi B or Offset a gift this year for Christmas, don't bother with a pullover.

Why?

It's only been a few days since the world learned that Cardi B and Offset have called it quits after about 18 seconds of marriage.

Cardi B was the one to pull the plug, and she had a number of good reasons for doing so.

Offset is off his game at the moment.

The rapper can't concentrate. He can't write new music. He can't drop any beats.

Cuban Doll would like to be excluded from the Cardi B and Offset narrative.

Please and thank you.

Summer Bunni understands why Cardi B may be hopping mad at her right now.

The heretofore unknown Instagram model totally gets why it wasn't cool for Offset to stick his carrot into her hole, but she wants to at least reach out to Cardi and try to make things right.