Lindsay Lohan Might Die of Liver Failure
Reading Time: < 1 minuteAttention, Lindsay Lohan: Seek help immediately. We know we mock you and your firecrotch a lot, but we don’t wish …
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Crotch Shot Queens Return: Britney, Paris Top Worst-Dressed List, Lindsay Finishes …
Reading Time: 2 minutesTheir short-lived friendship based around clubbing died hard, but at least crotch shot queens Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are …
Paris Hilton to Linsday Lohan: Check Out My Firecrotch
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWe talk a lot about the crotch of Paris Hilton. Actually, the focus is often on Paris Hilton’s pussy. Either …
Lindsay Lohan Rushed into Surgery
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThis is difficult news to swallow, readers, but the surgery Lindsay Lohan is undergoing today is not life-threatening. She’ll be …
OMG! K-Fed Hits On Firecrotch Via TXT MSG! :-)
Reading Time: 2 minutesWhile Britney Spears has been hitting the floor hard when she passes out drunk at clubs, Kevin Federline has been …
Lindsay Lohan: Stripper Extraordinnaire
Reading Time: < 1 minuteLindsay Lohan as a stripper?!? What’s next, Stephen Colbert as an American patriot?!? The actress, in preparation for her role …
The Week in Quotes: Lindsay Lohan Pole Dances, Katie Couric Bites Back and More
Reading Time: 2 minutesThanks to People magazine for collecting the following … “I have bruises all over. That’s why I haven’t worn shorts.” …
Lindsay Lohan Hurts Her Firecrotch
Reading Time: < 1 minuteOne would think that Lindsay Lohan has enough experience with hard objects between her legs that she’d be impervious to …
Lindsay Lohan Boob Update
Reading Time: < 1 minuteYep, she still is one! But, seriously, folks. The Hollywood Gossip staff has been very concerned about Lindsay Lohan ever …
Lindsay Lohan Lays Off Booze for a Week, Works for a Living
Reading Time: 2 minutesSeven. No, that’s not how many guys Lindsay Lohan slept with last night. It’s the number of days since our …