Linda Hogan

Former pro wrestler Hulk Hogan (real name: Terry Bollea) is suing Gawker Media for the 2012 publication of a sex tape, in which Hogan had sex with the wife of his former best friend, Bubba The Love Sponge.

On the most recent season of True Tori, viewers watched in abject horror as Tori Spelling cried multiple rivers over the failing state of her marriage to Dean McDermott.

Is there any hope at all for these two head cases, considering the latter is an admittedly depressed, cheating alcoholic and the former is, well, Tori Spelling?

Hulk Hogan's son Nick Hogan apparently just became the first male celebrity (we use the term loosely) to be hacked in the ongoing iCloud scandal.

The 24-year-old, also known as Nick Bollea, had some pretty graphic photos on the Cloud, too, and a lot of 'em. This is like an encyclopedia here.

Linda Hogan is steaming mad over a seven-figure lawsuit filed by ex-boyfriend Charlie Hill, who alleges he was mistreated and paid like her personal man-servant.

Hulk's ex-wife counters that he lived the high life during their four-year relationship, and the freeloading ingrate has some kind of nerve to ask for more compensation.

It's shocking but it's true: 

Going on a reality TV show in order to discuss your relationship problems rarely ever actually solves those relationship problems.

By now, you must have seen the clip:

Kate Gosselin and her twin 13-year olds appeared on Today yesterday morning, only for Mady and Cara to grow silent and Kate to berate them in front of a live television audience.

Linda Hogan appeared yesterday on Access Hollywood Live to promote her book "Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against the Ropes," only for the conversation to quickly turn to the Hulk Hogan sex tape.

It may not have seemed possible, but the Hulk Hogan sex tape is creating an even larger rift between Linda Hogan and her famous ex-husband.

The former WWE star went on the Howard Stern Show this morning and essentially blamed Linda for his affair with Heather Clem, alleging physical and emotional abuse against the mother of his children, all of which simply forced him to cheat.

It's been a busy, scandalous week for members of the Hogan family.

First, A Hulk Hogan sex tape officially went viral. Then, Linda Hogan got arrested for DUI.

In the Hulk Hogan sex tape making its way around the Internet, this former WWE champion receives oral pleasure.

His ex-wife, conversely, underwent an especially non-pleasurable experience last night: she was pulled over on suspicious of drunk driving.

You won't believe this, but the relationship between 52-year old Linda Hogan and her 23-year old fiance is over.

The ex-wife of wrestler Hulk Hogan announced she was engaged to Charley Hill in July 2010. But nearly two years later, she has posted on her Facebook page:

Mother's Day is a wonderful celebration honoring our moms and celebrating motherhood, maternal bonds and the influence of mothers in society in general.

Here at THG, this means a little tribute to some of the celebrity moms we've come to know and love ... and also a bunch who could use some improvement.

Linda Hogan and her 23-year-old fiance boy toy are headed to rehab.

Relationship Rehab. The VH1 spinoff of Celebrity Rehab. Obviously ...

Hulk Hogan has dropped a legal leg drop on his ex-wife.

The former professional wrestler filed a lawsuit against Linda Hogan last week, following allegations in her new memoir that claim the Hulkster abused her physically and carried on a same-sex affair with former WWE star Brutus "the Barber" Beefcake.

It's been a long time since we wrote about Hulk Hogan and his ex-wife, but don't worry. The two haven't become any more stable.

The former WWE star has filed a lawsuit against Linda Hogan, alleging she lied and defamed him her memoir, "Wrestling the Hulk—My Life Against the Ropes." In the book, Linda claims Hulk beat her, took drugs and engaged in sexual encounters, all fibs meant to revive her career, the wrestler says in court documents.

Hulk Hogan may have been a violet man in the ring, leg-dropping opponents for years and becoming the most famous name in wrestling history.

But the former WWE star denied all charges yesterday that he acted in any kind of similar manner at home, following Linda Hogan's shocking allegations on The Today Show.

In his autobiography, Hulk Hogan called out ex-wife Linda Hogan, referring to her as an "abusive alcoholic" who used to go after the couple's children.

Now, Linda is firing back.

After an contentious, ugly split from Hulk Hogan and an unusual courtship with a (much) younger man, Linda Hogan and Charlie Hill are getting married.

Sometimes you gotta marry your daughter's classmate. You know how it is.

Unlike the Oprah Winfrey autobiography we wrote about earlier today, the following book is actually going forward. To the chagrin of numerous trees that will be killed in its name.

In response to her ex-husband's recent memoir, which labeled her an “abusive alcoholic,” Linda Hogan is preparing a tell-all of her own.

Hulk Hogan made a name for himself in the contrived world of professional living.

According to ex-wife Linda Hogan, the same sort of fiction can be applied to his upcoming autobiography, My Life Outside The Ring.

Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan are officially divorced.

"We've reached a marital settlement agreement," Linda's attorney told a Florida judge this morning, while Linda herself later added: "The war is over."

Will the dysfunctional Hogan family ever resolve its differences?

Maybe someday. In an ideal world. But that sure isn't right now.

We're really sorry, Dina Lohan.

For years, we've labeled you as the Worst Mother in the World. But you may need to pimp out your daughters and toot your own supposedly hard-working horn a lot louder in order to overtake Linda Hogan now.