Larry Birkhead

The Kentucky Derby was held at Churchill Downs over the weekend, and as usual, many of Hollywood's best and brightest made the trip to Louisville.

For most of the celebrity attendees, the Derby was just one of many high-profile red carpet events on their calendar for 2018, but for one famous name, this is the social highlight of the year:

The Millionaire Matchmaker Season 8 Episode 1, the 2014-15 premiere of Patti Stanger's long-running "dating" program, featured a famous, familiar face:

Larry Birkhead! Yes, THE Larry Birkhead. Remember that guy?

To many, the idea of any six-year old posing for a professional modeling campaign is appalling.

But when that six-year old is the offspring of a troubled late ex-model? Who was pushed so quickly into fame and success that she lost her way to drugs and eventually her life?

Larry Birkhead appeared on Good Morning America today to answer a couple of burning questions:

Based on yet another instance of Birkhead milking Smith's death for attention and money, it would be hard to answer inquiry number-two in anything but the affirmative (despite the best efforts of Taylor Armstrong), as Birkhead told viewers how he responded when Dannielynn asks about her mother.

Larry Birkhead has done everything he can to remind the world that Anna Nicole Smith is dead and he's a single father.

The douchebag of a photographer has worn a t-shirt bearing Smith's likeness, and posed for tabloid photos by her grave. Yes, he really did this. But there's one person who hasn't fully received this message:

Larry Birkhead displays d-bag qualities from time top time, but even THG has to admit ... this photo of lil' Dannielynn Hope Marshall with her daddy is SO cute!

The daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith and the photographer popped by a World Hunger Relief fundraiser Monday in Las Vegas, Nev., smiling ear-to-ear.

If the mother of your daughter died from a drug problem many people attributed to her life in the spotlight, would you take every opportunity to pose said child in front of the paparazzi and on magazine covers?

No? Then you're name is not Larry Birkhead.

As celebrity gossip bloggers, allow us to let you in on a little secret:

Often, talentless celebrities in need of money and attention will make a deal with the paparazzi. In exchange for seemingly candid photos, these photographers will arrive wherever the stars say they'll be, snap a few pictures and then sell those photos to the tabloids.

Let's give Larry Birkhead credit for honesty.

Ever since Anna Nicole Smith's death, this total loser has exploited his former lover's passing by posing the daughter he had with her (Dannielynn) for various paparazzi and tabloid photo ops. Seriously, look at this and try not to vomit.

This is how a real pimp rolls.

Once the cameras grow weary of your attempts to remain in the news by thrusting your daughter in the spotlight, you must adjust. How does a dedicated, shameless attention-getter change things up?

Howard K. Stern's list of legal issues just got (slightly) shorter.

The lawyer and former Anna Nicole Smith "companion" has settled the $60 million defamation lawsuit he had filed against former MSNBC anchor Rita Cosby.