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Larry Birkhead has done everything he can to remind the world that Anna Nicole Smith is dead and he’s a single father.

The douchebag of a photographer has worn a t-shirt bearing Smith’s likeness, and posed for tabloid photos by her grave. Yes, he really did this. But there’s one person who hasn’t fully received this message:

Anna and Larry’s adorable daughter, Dannielynn.

Dannielynn Birkhead Kentucky Derby Pic

Hey, is that a red carpet? And a photographer?!? Quick, give daddy a kiss!

How has Larry tried to explain the tragic situation to the four-year old? That should be none of our business, but Birkhead is never one to not exploit his child for attention.

 
“Dannielynn knows that her mom passed away,” Birkhead says in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “At first I said, ‘Your mommmy’s up in the clouds.’ Then we were on a plane from Kentucky and she asked, ‘Which cloud is my mom on. Maybe she can come play?’ You have to be forthright but keep it on a kid-friendly level.”

And nothing says “kid-friendly level” like blabbing to a magazine about your toddler. What a role model.

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