Yes, that's actually Katie Holmes. KMart style! The former Dawson's Creek star is the current fashion disaster / brainwashed zombie wife...
Suri Cruise: Desperate to See Tom Cruise After Five Years Apart?
As far as we know, Tom Cruise hasn't seen his daughter Suri in nearly 5 years.
Suri is now 11 years old. Unless they've had secret meetings that no one knows about, that's about half of her life.
Tom Cruise: I Don't Want to See Suri ... Ever!
There is very little about Tom Cruise these days that isn't perplexing.
The weird Scientology stuff, the fact that he's still cast in roles for guys half his age, what's going on with his butt, and his unexplained estrangement from his daughter.
Suri Cruise: Begging to See Tom Cruise After Four Years Apart?
Suri Cruise has reportedly not seen Tom Cruise for years. She's photographed with (and by!) her mom, Katie Holmes, all of the time.
We've talked before about how this is probably part of a long-standing agreement between the parents, and likely for the best.
Katie Holmes: DEMANDING That Tom Cruise See Suri?
Though he ranks among the most secretive stars in Hollywood, Tom Cruise has been unable to hide certain unsavory aspects of his private life from public view.
And we're sure it won't come as much of a surprise that many of the skeletons in Cruise's closet are related - directly or otherwise - to his involvement with the Church of Scientology.
Katie Holmes: PREGNANT With Jamie Foxx's Baby?!
After several months of the couple trying and failing to keep their relationship on the down-low, we now know that Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are dating.
We still don't know exactly how long the actors have been together, but it seems they're moving very quickly.
Tom Cruise Reportedly Hasn't Seen Suri in HOW Many Days?!
This might be for the best, but that doesn't make it any less sad.
We're all familiar with allegations that Tom Cruise hasn't seen his daughter Suri Cruise in years.
Jamie Foxx: I Don't Even Tell My FRIENDS About Katie Holmes!
For years, now, the relationship between Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx has been the subject of intense speculation, because, on the surface, they were "just friends."
The pair have still never officially confirmed their relationship -- but at this point, it's an open secret at best.
Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx: Yes, We Are Still Together!
It looks like Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx are officially allowed to be seen in public with each other.
The pair has been so secretive about their relationship that one would think that the whole thing was just a convoluted way to get their names in the media.
Tom Cruise Hasn't Seen Suri in 1,346 Days, Source Claims
There was a time when the name Tom Cruise conjured images of a megawatt smile and a stack of phone books to make him appear less Hobbit-like in stature.
These days, of course, when we think of Cruise, we're more likely to imagine the Sea Org members chained up in his basement or the ultra-luxurious spaceship that they're scrambling to finish building in time for the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard.
SURI CRUISE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HER MOM! HOLY $HIT!
Forgive our excitement in the headline above.
But we think you'll understand when it comes from in just a few moments...
Katie Holmes Shares Throwback Picture of Suri Cruise: See It Here!
Katie Holmes has always kept her daughter, Suri Cruise out of the public eye, but she's been surprisingly more open about her of late.
It's definitely a good idea when you consider how many young stars have very public meltdowns in their later years.