Kate Hudson

Welp.

We didn't see this piece of news coming, did you?

It's been less than three months since Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt, but Brad doesn't strike us as the type to stay single for long.

Sure, his reputation took a hit when he was investigated for child abuse following an altercation with his oldest son, but no charges were filed, and we're sure there are more than a few women who would still be willing to give Brad a chance.

They worked together on his last film before he passed away on July 19th.

Bless you, Kate Hudson.

There's no denying that the mom of two has an enviable figure, but even a bum as impressive as hers apparently gets a little help from the editing department.

We think it's safe to say Kate Hudson does not have a type.

The girl's longest relationships were with skinny rocker dudes like the Black Crowes' Chris Robinson and Muse's Matt Bellamy. From there she briefly dated Nick Jonas, and now it seems she's hooking up with the hulking mass of defensive end known as J.J. Watt:

While Rob Kardashian celebrated his birthday this weekend with an intimate family dinner, Reese Witherspoon went for the all-out major rager with a host of A-list celebrity guests.

When we first heard rumors of Kate Hudson hooking up with Nick Jonas, we thought it was just a fling. But could it be more than that?

Nick Jonas refuses to say for certain whether or not he's engaging in sexual intercourse with Kate Hudson.

But Nick Jonas is TOTALLY engaging in sexual intercourse with Kate Hudson!

Ah, celebrities: They're just like you and me. It seems they, too, post racy photos to social media to make their exes jealous.

Earlier this month, it was rumored that Nick Jonas was dating Kendall Jenner.

Nick and Kendall are lifelong friends; they're close in age, and they're both wildly successful in their respective professions, so it made perfect sense that they would hook up.

Earlier today, Sandra Bullock was named the Most Beautiful Woman in the world.

The 50-year old Oscar winner said herself that the honor is patently "ridiculous," but we can think of a handful of famous females who would disagree with that assessment.

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How is Brad Pitt like Kevin Federline?

You don't have to conduct a survey to know that Coldplay is popular with a group that we affectionately refer to as "the ladies."

The effects of the song "Yellow" on human vaginas are well documented, and they are believed to be responsible for more desperate college freshman losing their virginity than alcohol and D'Angelo combined.

It is all over for Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy.

The actress and the Muse frontman had been together for four years and engaged for three years, though Hudson’s rep tells People that the pair have been "separated for some time now," adding:

Move over, Gemma Teller.

There's a new Mother of Anarchy in town.