Karen McDougal was named the 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year. The reason why is obvious. Now? She's busy doing Bruce Willis.
Donald Trump: CAUGHT on Tape Discussing Secret Payouts to Playboy Model
If you need to do a whole bunch of shady, sleazebag stuff, you need a shady, sleazebag attorney to handle it. The only problem is that, well, your lawyer is a shady sleazebag.
On Friday, the world learned that Michael Cohen had apparently recorded Donald Trump discussing payouts to cover up his alleged affair with a former Playboy model.
Karen McDougal to Melania Trump: I'm Just... So Sorry
Karen McDougal Sues to Speak About Donald Trump Affair
Karen McDougal really wants to tell the world about Donald Trump's penis.
Or, to be more specific and gross, about where Donald Trump's penis once was in relation to her vagina.
Karen McDougal Nude, Flexible, Dating Bruce Willis
Bruce Willis is a favorite of The Hollywood Gossip.
Remaining close friends with his ex-wife, Demi Moore, and her new husband, Ashton Kutcher, this actor shows what being mature and having perspective is all about.
Karen McDougal and Bruce Willis Get All Wet
Move over, Matt Encinias. You aren't the only previously unheard of person to see a celebrity topless recently.
Of course, we'd probably choose to ogle Britney Spears over Bruce Willis. But, hey, you could do a lot worse than the Die Hard star.