Felicity Huffman Begins Community Service
When F. Scott Fitzgerald famously uttered, "The rich are different from you and me," Ernest Hemingway quipped, "Yes, they have more money."
Our response would have been equally dismissive, but a bit more peevish -- something along the lines of "yeah, no sh-t, Scotty. When they get convicted of federal crimes, they spend less than two weeks behind bars, and they roll up to their cushy community service assignments in six-figure sports cars."