Dan Bilzerian

As you've no doubt heard by now, 59 people were killed and hundreds more were injured on Sunday night when a gunman by the name of Stephen Paddock opened fire on the crowd at a country music concert in Las Vegas.

The mass shooting was the deadliest in US history, and Americans are outraged that an individual civilian was able to perpetrate such a senselessly destructive act of terrorism.

This might be the most random feud that we've ever seen. But it's 2017 and nothing makes sense anymore.

The horrific shooting Las Vegas that left nearly 60 people dead and more than 500 injured has engendered a lot of conversations about gun control, public safety, and terrorism.

Yesterday, we reported that professional poker player/hedge fund bro Dan Bilzerian had embarked on a 300-mile bicycle ride, with the intention of pedaling from his home in LA to the Las Vegas city limits in just 48 hours.

If you're not familiar with Dan Bilzerian, just imagine if a syringe full of anabolic steroids came to life, inherited a ton of cash, developed a complex after realizing its only 5'5", and started an Instagram page to prove to the world that despite outward appearances, it's actually a total badass.

You obviously know that Donald Trump's bid for the White House is somehow still trundling along, but did you know that Dan Bilzerian is also running for president?

If you follow Dan Bilzerian on Instagram, then you know the man loves two things: women and guns.

Bilzerian has become of social media's biggest stars by posting pics of scantily clad models horsing around with his massive gun collection.

The most important thing you need to know about Dan Bilzerian it's that the guy is constantly surrounded by gorgeous, scantily-clad women.

The second most important thing you need to know is that he's insanely rich. (Hence all the gorgeous, scantily-clad women.)

Even though Dan Bilzerian is running for president these days (His campaign started out as a joke, but we're pretty sure Trump's did, too.), he still finds time for his number one passion: making sexy-time with a never-ending parade of anonymous young women.

You might think that it would be impossible to indulge in as many one-night stands as Bilzerian does without contracting some sort of STD, and according to a commenter on notorious gossip site The Dirty, you would be right:

With all the hubbub about Donald Trump, you may have forgotten about the other rich crazy person who wants to turn the White House into his personal party palace.

Yes, Dan Bilzerian is running for president. Unlike Trump, however, he has no expectation of actually getting elected, and his "campaign" is really just an excuse to travel the country on a non-stop party tour.

With all the hubbub surrounding Donald Trump's apparent hatred of Mexicans, you may have forgotten that there's another cartoonish gazillionaire who's hoping to turn the White House into the ultimate man cave.