Dan Bilzerian

As you've no doubt heard by now, 59 people were killed and hundreds more were injured on Sunday night when a gunman by the name of Stephen Paddock opened fire on the crowd at a country music concert in Las Vegas.

The mass shooting was the deadliest in US history, and Americans are outraged that an individual civilian was able to perpetrate such a senselessly destructive act of terrorism.

This might be the most random feud that we've ever seen. But it's 2017 and nothing makes sense anymore.

The horrific shooting Las Vegas that left nearly 60 people dead and more than 500 injured has engendered a lot of conversations about gun control, public safety, and terrorism.

Yesterday, we reported that professional poker player/hedge fund bro Dan Bilzerian had embarked on a 300-mile bicycle ride, with the intention of pedaling from his home in LA to the Las Vegas city limits in just 48 hours.

If you're not familiar with Dan Bilzerian, just imagine if a syringe full of anabolic steroids came to life, inherited a ton of cash, developed a complex after realizing its only 5'5", and started an Instagram page to prove to the world that despite outward appearances, it's actually a total badass.

You obviously know that Donald Trump's bid for the White House is somehow still trundling along, but did you know that Dan Bilzerian is also running for president?

If you follow Dan Bilzerian on Instagram, then you know the man loves two things: women and guns.

Bilzerian has become of social media's biggest stars by posting pics of scantily clad models horsing around with his massive gun collection.

The most important thing you need to know about Dan Bilzerian it's that the guy is constantly surrounded by gorgeous, scantily-clad women.

The second most important thing you need to know is that he's insanely rich. (Hence all the gorgeous, scantily-clad women.)

Even though Dan Bilzerian is running for president these days (His campaign started out as a joke, but we're pretty sure Trump's did, too.), he still finds time for his number one passion: making sexy-time with a never-ending parade of anonymous young women.

You might think that it would be impossible to indulge in as many one-night stands as Bilzerian does without contracting some sort of STD, and according to a commenter on notorious gossip site The Dirty, you would be right:

With all the hubbub about Donald Trump, you may have forgotten about the other rich crazy person who wants to turn the White House into his personal party palace.

Yes, Dan Bilzerian is running for president. Unlike Trump, however, he has no expectation of actually getting elected, and his "campaign" is really just an excuse to travel the country on a non-stop party tour.

With all the hubbub surrounding Donald Trump's apparent hatred of Mexicans, you may have forgotten that there's another cartoonish gazillionaire who's hoping to turn the White House into the ultimate man cave.

Sure the Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage and the Republican presidential pool is currently packed with more old white guys than a Bob Seger concert, but all this news is burying the real political headline of the day:

Now that we know Dan Bilzerian is running for president, it's only fair that he should be subjected to the same vetting/public shaming process as every other candidate.

So we're ready to ask "Instagram's biggest playboy" tough questions: Where do you stand on the rise of ISIS and the various escalating conflicts in the Middle East? How do you respond to critics who say a man that throws porn stars off his roof is unfit to occupy the White House?

If you've never heard of Dan Bilzerian, just imagine if Hunter S. Thompson's gun collection and Chuck Norris' beard had a love child and gave it a multi-million dollar trust fund.

Last year, Dan Bilzerian was arrested and charged with stockpiling materials that could be used to make explosives.

It was a serious allegation, but he wouldn't be the Most Interesting Man on Instagram if he let the possibility a few years in federal prison slow him down, right?

It's been a busy week for Dan Bilzerian...by which we mean he sold a car, got kicked off a website, and apparently carried an alligator at one point. But hey, that's way more work than he usually does!

In case you're not already aware: Dan Bilzerian is an Instagram celebrity. But that description doesn't quite do him justice.

He's more like a walking caricature of manliness  - a bearded brute who's primary interests are firearms, stacks of cash and scantily-clad women.

If you follow Dan Bilzerian online, then you know so-called King of Instagram devotes pretty much every waking hour to his three loves: guns, gambling, and gorgeous women.

Naturally, such a lifestyle tends to take a toll, and Blitz's ways have already caught up with him on several occasions.

Back in April, Instagram star and walking bearded erection Dan Bilzerian threw a porn star off his roof.

Though "actress" Janice Griffith agreed to the stunt as part of a photoshoot that Hustler magazine was doing at Bilzerian's house, she immediately pursued legal action against Bilzerian.

You might remember Dan Bilzerian from the incident last spring in which he threw a porn star off his roof. Or maybe from the time he was arrested for making a bomb.

We could spend days rattling off a Troy McClure-style list of this dude's jaw-dropping shenanigans, but suffice it say, the guy's got something of a reputation for fast living.

It's been an uncharacteristically rough week for Instagram star/professional envy target, Dan Bilzerian.

On Tuesday, Bilzerian was arrested and held without bail for allegedly stockpiling materials that can be used to make explosives.

The legal woes just keep mounting for controversial playboy and Instagram icon Dan Bilzerian.

Yesterday, Bilzerian was arrested and held without bail after being charged with stockpiling explosive materials that could be used for making bombs.

If you don't know who Dan Bilzerian is, then your life is sadly incomplete.

Dubbed "the Most Interesting Man on Instagram," the millionaire playboy/professional poker player first gained mainstream attention last year following an incident in which he threw a porn star off his roof.