Dan Bilzerian Begins LA-to-Vegas Bike Ride With Millions in Bets on the Line

Dan Bilzerian Begins LA-to-Vegas Bike Ride With Millions on the Line

If you're not familiar with Dan Bilzerian, just imagine if a syringe full of anabolic steroids came to life, inherited a ton of cash, developed a complex after realizing its only 5'5", and started an Instagram page to prove to the world that despite outward appearances, it's actually a total badass.

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Dan Bilzerian: Shady Business Dealings Exposed?

Dan Bilzerian: Shady Business Dealings Exposed?

The most important thing you need to know about Dan Bilzerian it's that the guy is constantly surrounded by gorgeous, scantily-clad women.

The second most important thing you need to know is that he's insanely rich. (Hence all the gorgeous, scantily-clad women.)

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Dan Bilzerian Sues Website Over STD Claim

Dan Bilzerian Sues Website Over STD Claim

Even though Dan Bilzerian is running for president these days (His campaign started out as a joke, but we're pretty sure Trump's did, too.), he still finds time for his number one passion: making sexy-time with a never-ending parade of anonymous young women.

You might think that it would be impossible to indulge in as many one-night stands as Bilzerian does without contracting some sort of STD, and according to a commenter on notorious gossip site The Dirty, you would be right:

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Dan Bilzerian Promotes Presidential Campaign With Boobs, Bumper Stickers, More Boobs

Dan Bilzerian Promotes Presidential Campaign With Boobs

Sure the Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage and the Republican presidential pool is currently packed with more old white guys than a Bob Seger concert, but all this news is burying the real political headline of the day:

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Dan Bilzerian Reveals Scrawny Legs; Internet Reacts in Horror

Dan Bilzerian Reveals Scrawny Legs; Internet Reacts in Horror

Now that we know Dan Bilzerian is running for president, it's only fair that he should be subjected to the same vetting/public shaming process as every other candidate.

So we're ready to ask "Instagram's biggest playboy" tough questions: Where do you stand on the rise of ISIS and the various escalating conflicts in the Middle East? How do you respond to critics who say a man that throws porn stars off his roof is unfit to occupy the White House?

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