Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel has something to say about the act of breastfeeding.

And about the general concept of breasts in general.

Victoria's Secret is about to be flagged for a practically illegal use of hands.

And mouths. And stomachs. And let's not forget about cleavage.

Over the weekend, Liam Payne posted a photo of himself standing on a boat, nearly naked.

The image was handsome and unexpected, but let's face it: not exactly groundbreaking.

Candice Swanepoel topped Maxim's 2014 Hot 100 list, so she was naturally the guest of honor at the magazine's annual party held in LA last night. 

While Candice looked undeniably gorgeous (as usual) the reigning Hot 100 champ was certainly not alone in dropping jaws on the red carpet:

Maxim magazine has revealed its Hot 100 List for 2014, and it was Victoria's Secret supermodel and South African beauty Candice Swanepoel coming out on top.

A bit of a surprise choice, albeit a worthy one.

It appears as if Candice Swanepoel has been inspired by US Airways.

A couple days after the pornographic US Airways Tweet that featured a random woman with a toy plane between her legs, this Victoria's Secret model has posted an unusual photo to Instagram.

Last year, Alessandra Ambrosio wore a $2.5 million bra during the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.

But inflation is apparently running wild in the sexy fashion world, as Candice Swanepoel has been selected to done this year's Fantasy Bra, one that has been dubbed the "Royal Fantasy Bra" and one that will be worth $10 million.

Candice Swanepoel's latest Instagram photo is pretty wonderful.

One of the finest bikini pictures we've seen this week, in fact.

In a word: GULP!

The 2013 Victoria's Secret Swim Catalogue has been released and the lucky cover girl is none other than South African beauty Candice Swanepoel.

Victoria's Secret models are famous and filthy rich for their looks, not their vocal cords. Lingerie and bikini photos? Yes please. Singing? Mmmyeah not so much.

Half of them could probably make The X Factor live shows, but still. Yikes!

THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012.

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

The 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show featured a number of major musical acts: Kanye! Maroon 5! Nicki Minaj!

But we're gonna take a wild guess here and assume more viewers turned in for the models, not the music. For skin, not for song selection. For long legs and thin waists, not... you get the idea.

In an odd reversal of a celebrity defending her body type, Candice Swanepoel has gone on record as saying she does not have to gain any weight.

The Victoria's Secret model is at the center of controversy this week because she looked downright emaciated during a photo op in Las Vegas, but she tells People Magazine:

Candice Swanepoel makes Shenae Grimes look like Kirstie Alley. She makes Mischa Barton look like Rosie O'Donnell. When Candice Swanepoel sits around the house, the furniture barely notices.

What we're saying is: Candice Swanepoel is really, really thin.

If Rosie Huntington-Whiteley can defeat Megan Fox in the battle for the lead role in Transformers 3, what chance does Candice Swanepoel stand in the following Fashion Face-Off?

The answer: A tiny one. But you know what they say: never count your sexy pieces of lingerie before they hatch hotness.