It's been weeks since fans were treated to the season trailer for The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
The new season looks bonkers.
Teresa is still dealing with personal drama in her extremely strained marriage to Joe.
But impending divorces and walking yeast infections aside, fans are pumped for the new season.
Now, we have the new taglines for the Housewives.
Take a look:
The Real Housewives of New Jersey returns November 6 on Bravo for its 10th Season.
"If you rub me the wrong way, they’ll be no more namaste."
That meaning is pretty apparent
Teresa is famous for her table-flipping fury. Namaste is a respectful greeting when giving a namastar, but in American English, has come to simply mean "peace" due to the word's out-of-context use in yoga.
"If you can’t take the truth, sue me."
Remember, Real Housewives is a franchise that has seen obscenely frivilous lawsuits that can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars even without awarding damages.
"Behind ever strong man is a stronger Jersey girl"
Is that a threat?
We're sure that the 48-year-old means for her words to be empowering, but ... anybody else feel like it's a little menacing?
"Don’t let the minivan fool you. This mom won’t roll over for anyone."
That one's a puzzle
Driving a minivan doesn't really make people submissive, right? Anyone who's worked in retail or food services knows how assertive and demanding moms can be. Besides, she has four kids -- her vehicle options have to be on the large side.
"As I always say, plastic makes perfect."
That's a boast
Her husband, of course, has a plastic surgery practice. Not every doctor gets his business indirectly plugged on a hit reality series.
"Mirror mirror on the wall, I don’t think I look 40 at all."
Vanity, thy name is Melissa
But really, it looks like she's embracing this dreaded milestone with open arms. Good for her.