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So… The Hills is apparently back.

That was the general reaction from most viewers after they tuned in to MTV on Monday night and sat confused for a solid hour while Spencer, Heidi, Audrina and apparently Mischa Barton talked and and talked and talked some more about what has become of their lives in the decade since they last appeared on reality TV.

Was it engrossing? Not exactly.

But did it provide us with a great deal of content? Sort of.

In honor of The Hills’ return, scroll down for a summary of some of the more shocking, confounding and generally wild moments from a premiere that definitely aired on television…