Stop us if you've heard this one, but The Bachelor spoilers have been revealed in advance of the show's January premiere.
Colton Underwood, NFL star turned reality star, has given out his final rose - and we know who's gonna be getting that piece.
We hereby invite you to come inside for all the spoilers for the new season, ironically starring a man who's never come ins-
Sorry. Not important right now. Let's get down to business and break down how Colton got here, and where he's going next.
Obvious alert: Bachelor spoilers await!
Man on a Mission
As those who follow the franchise know, this season's leading man, Colton Underwood, was one of the final contenders for Becca Kufrin's heart on The Bachelorette last season. But he is noteworthy for more than the usual reasons. He's a virgin. So the Fantasy Suite stakes are even higher than usual.
Not only has Colton been on several NFL rosters, he's been on Olympic gymnast Aly Raisman. Physically. We assume. They must have cuddled while dating, right? (He's a virgin.)
He Also Dated Tia Booth
In addition to Aly Raisman, Colton was also in a relationship with Tia Booth of The Bachelor fame. For a guy who has never gotten it in, he sure has gotten around.
It's His Time Now
Despite some controversy over his past and his appearances on not one but two Bachelor shows (he went to Paradise following his ouster from The Bachelorette), Colton got the nod for the 2019 season.
Colton faced plenty of those along the way, but we already know his final four. Be warned: there are spoilers from here on out, even before we get to Colton's choice.
First, a Disclaimer
In light of spoilers that emerged in past seasons, it looks like producers are forcing contestants -- especially late-in-the-game contestants - to make their social media private in the months leading up to the new season. We don't have as many photos of Colton's contestants as we would like. That should change when the season airs. For now, meet his final four competitors ...