The Bachelor is still nearly two months away from its premiere, but to the surprise of no one, The Bachelor spoilers are in full swing.
We hereby invite you to come inside our spoilers page for the latest on the new season, ironically starring a man who's never come ins-
Sorry. Forget we said that. On to The Bachelor spoilers.
As those who follow the franchise know, this season's leading man, Colton Underwood, is noteworthy for more than the usual reasons.
He's a virgin. So the Fantasy Suite stakes are high.
Who will he bring, though? According to the God of Bachelor Spoilers (and among men), Reality Steve, his choices have been made.
Ready to meet Colton's final four women - the lucky ones who earned hometown dates with the former football star - and final three?
Hannah Godwin is friends with Danielle Maltby, a presence on Nick Viall's season. Hannah makes a great first impression with Colton.
She's not unattractive.
Cassie Randolph, above, is an ESL teacher from Huntington Beach, California. She is 23 years old. Also not unattractive in the least.
Tayshia Adams is 28 years old and Orange County, California. Other than that, she remains a bit of a mystery, personally and professionally.
There is no Facebook account attributed to her, and her Instagram is private, though her bio suggests she’s a woman of faith.
Tayshia has been married once, to Josh Bourelle.
Caelynn Miller-Keyes is 23 years old and the current reigning Miss North Carolina 2018. Good for her ... and obviously good for Colton.
So there you have it.
Hannah Godwin, Cassie Randolph, Tayshia Adams, and Caelynn Miller-Keyes are the last four women on this 23rd season of the show.
There are only three overnight date spots, of course, which means someone didn't make the cut. According to Steve, we know who.
Tayshia Adams, Hannah Godwin, and Cassie Randolph are moving on. Caelynn Miller-Keyes got the chop after hometowns.
From everything we've gathered so far, Cassie Randolph feels like the front-runner for Colton's final rose, but we can't confirm that.
Steve's latest intel suggests overnight dates in Portugal have concluded, and a final rose ceremony is being filmed this week in Spain.
So far, though, that's all we know.
Either Steve is playing this close to the vest or hasn't gathered enough Bachelor spoilers to drop the obligatory bombsell yet.
There is still plenty of time left.
With filming wrapping soon, Colton, Hannah, Tayshia, and Cassie should be active on the socials again soon, so watch for clues.
Also, ABC has released the first official promo for Underwood’s virginal journey for love, which kicks off Monday, January 7.
Will the controversial pick to lead the franchise find the love he's always wanted ... the love worthy of his v-card and heart alike?
All we can do is stay tuned, people.
Edit: Now we know so much more.
Colton had an overnight date with Tayshia on November 6.
On November 8, he had an overnight date with Cassie. And that was it.
Apparently, he straight-up told Hannah that he wasn't doing an overnight date with her because he had already made up nis mind.
Word is that he sent Tayshia home, too, though the order of who got the boot first is unclear.
If you were also picking up on the vibe that Cassie Randolph would be Colton's final girl, you were correct.
Which means that it looks like there were no extra dates and basically no suspense.
Cassie is Colton's choice.