The day is finally here.
The Bachelor Season 23 premieres THIS EVENING (see The Bachelor spoilers for ALL the scoop) and it's going to be wild.
In the opening episode - which will be three friggin' hours long - we will meet the women vying for Colton Underwood's heart.
Only two of them are over the age of 30. One says she has never been kissed, something Colton may be able to relate to.
Another, meanwhile, lists her job as "Cinderella." Not sure how that works exactly but maybe Colt is her Prince Charming.
Who among the Bachelor spoilers' favorites will be left standing at the end? That's a question for another day. Or these links.
For now, let's meet the cast!
She's a a dog rescuer from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada and she hopes to maybe be done doggy style by Colton someday.
She is 23 years old and is from Boston and, no joke, her official ABC bio says she is "a sloth."
Angelique, 28, is a marketing salesperson from Hamilton, New Jersey.
Annie, 23, is a financial associate from New York, New York.
She often goes by Bri and is 24 years old and is a model from Los Angeles, California.
Caelynn, 23, is a Miss North Carolina 2018 from Charlotte, North Carolina. She's very pretty.
Caitlin, 25, is a realtor from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Cassie, 23, is a speech pathologist from Huntington Beach, California.
Catherine, 26, works as a DJ in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.
Courtney is a caterer from Atlanta, Georgia. She is 23 years old.
Demi, 23, is an interior designer from Red Oak, Texas. Think she has a shot?
Devin, 23, is a broadcast journalist from Medford, Oregon.
Elyse, 31, is a makeup artist from Soldotna, Alaska.
Erika, 25, is a recruiter from Encinitas, California.
Say hello to Erin. She is 28 years old and hails from Plano, Texas.
Hannah B., 23, is Miss Alabama 2018 and is from Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
Hannah G., 23, is a content creator from Birmingham, Alabama. Whatever that means.
A 22-year old from California, she tells ABC that she has never, EVER been kissed.
Adrianne goes by “Jane." She is 26 and a social worker from West Hollywood, California.
Katie, 26, is a medical sales representative from Sherman Oaks, California.
Kirpa, 26, is a dental hygienist from Whittier, California.
Laura, 26, is an accountant from Dallas, Texas. Will she win Colton over?
Nicole, 25, is a social media coordinator from Miami, Florida.
Nina, 30, is a sales account manager from Raleigh, North Carolina.
Onyeka, 24, is an IT risk consultant from Dallas, Texas.
Revian, 24, is an esthetician from Santa Monica, California. Unusual name.
Sydney, 27, is an NBA dancer from New York, New York. Sounds like fun!
Tahzjuan, 25, is a business development associate from Castle Pines, Colorado
Tayshia, 28, is a phlebotomist from Corona Del Mar, California.
Tracy, 31, a wardrobe stylist from Los Angeles, California.