The day is finally here.
The Bachelor Season 23 premieres THIS EVENING (see The Bachelor spoilers for ALL the scoop) and it’s going to be wild.
In the opening episode – which will be three friggin’ hours long – we will meet the women vying for Colton Underwood’s heart.
Only two of them are over the age of 30. One says she has never been kissed, something Colton may be able to relate to.
Another, meanwhile, lists her job as “Cinderella.” Not sure how that works exactly but maybe Colt is her Prince Charming.
Who among the Bachelor spoilers‘ favorites will be left standing at the end? That’s a question for another day. Or these links.
For now, let’s meet the cast!
Alex B.
She’s a a dog rescuer from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada and she hopes to maybe be done doggy style by Colton someday.
Alex D.
She is 23 years old and is from Boston and, no joke, her official ABC bio says she is “a sloth.”
Angelique
Angelique, 28, is a marketing salesperson from Hamilton, New Jersey.
Annie
Annie, 23, is a financial associate from New York, New York.
Brianna
She often goes by Bri and is 24 years old and is a model from Los Angeles, California.
Caelynn
Caelynn, 23, is a Miss North Carolina 2018 from Charlotte, North Carolina. She’s very pretty.
Caitlin
Caitlin, 25, is a realtor from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Cassie
Cassie, 23, is a speech pathologist from Huntington Beach, California.
Catherine
Catherine, 26, works as a DJ in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.
Courtney, 23
Courtney is a caterer from Atlanta, Georgia. She is 23 years old.
Demi, 23
Demi, 23, is an interior designer from Red Oak, Texas. Think she has a shot?
Devin
Devin, 23, is a broadcast journalist from Medford, Oregon.
Elyse
Elyse, 31, is a makeup artist from Soldotna, Alaska.
Erika
Erika, 25, is a recruiter from Encinitas, California.
Erin
Say hello to Erin. She is 28 years old and hails from Plano, Texas.
Hannah B.
Hannah B., 23, is Miss Alabama 2018 and is from Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
Hannah G.
Hannah G., 23, is a content creator from Birmingham, Alabama. Whatever that means.
Heather
A 22-year old from California, she tells ABC that she has never, EVER been kissed.
Jane
Adrianne goes by “Jane.” She is 26 and a social worker from West Hollywood, California.
Katie M.
Katie, 26, is a medical sales representative from Sherman Oaks, California.
Kirpa
Kirpa, 26, is a dental hygienist from Whittier, California.
Laurua
Laura, 26, is an accountant from Dallas, Texas. Will she win Colton over?
Nicole
Nicole, 25, is a social media coordinator from Miami, Florida.
Nina
Nina, 30, is a sales account manager from Raleigh, North Carolina.
Onyeka
Onyeka, 24, is an IT risk consultant from Dallas, Texas.
Revian
Revian, 24, is an esthetician from Santa Monica, California. Unusual name.
Sydney
Sydney, 27, is an NBA dancer from New York, New York. Sounds like fun!
Tahzjuan
Tahzjuan, 25, is a business development associate from Castle Pines, Colorado
Tayshia
Tayshia, 28, is a phlebotomist from Corona Del Mar, California.
Tracy
Tracy, 31, a wardrobe stylist from Los Angeles, California.