Mother Documents Daughter's Search for Tampons, Shares Epic Text Exchange
by Hilton Hater at .Belinda Hankins has a 13-year old daughter who recently tried to purchase some tampons from a drug store.
That doesn't sound like the set-up for an epic text message exchange.
But trust us on this one.
Consider how Hankins teased the back-and-forth she had with her (very mature!) child prior to sharing it on the blog "Ninja Poodles."
"THIS was the highlight of my parenting week. Sending my 13-year-old daughter into the store for (whispers) "feminine hygiene products," and having the following text exchange.
"I died, she gave me life, I died again. And she drew an illustration, on the spot, ON HER PHONE, to drive her point home.
"#VaginaLasers #SMASHTHEPATRIARCHY #THEVAGINAZONE #GodILoveHer #IGotThePerfectKidForMe."
Don't tell us you aren't curious. It's worth repeating: this is a text message exchange between her mother and 13-year old daughter while the latter searches for tampons....
1. WHERE ARE THEY?

2. KEEP LOOKING!

3. VAGINAS ARE SECRET

4. VAGINA LASERS

5. SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

6. THE VAGINA ZONE

7. DO NOT ENTER

8. ON TO GELATO...
