Michelle Wolf: Her 17 Biggest White House Correspondents Dinner Burns

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For the second straight year, Donald Trump did not attend the White House Correspondents Dinner.

But Michelle Wolf sure did.

The comedian has gone viral for her somewhat raunchy, borderline offensive jokes and insults as keynote joke-maker at this annual press and politics event.

She went after Michael Cohen. She attacked Sarah Huckabee Sanders. She held nothing back when it came to Ivanka Trump.

Did Wolf go too far at times? Or did she execute this unique job perfectly?

Relive some of Wolf's most biting quips below and decide for yourself:

1. Who is Michelle Wolf?

Who is Michelle Wolf?
Michelle Wolf is a comedian and a former writer on The Daily Show. Now, she may forever be remembered as the 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner speaker.

2. Her Best Lines?

Her Best Lines?
Wolf made headlines for several of her digs, including: "Here we are, the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Like a porn star says when she’s about to have sex with a Trump, ‘Let’s get this over with."

3. And Also:

And Also:
I'm 32 years old, which is an odd age. I'm 10 years too young to host this event, and 20 years too old for Roy Moore.

4. The Present is Female

The Present is Female
I know as much as some of you might want me to, it's 2018 and I’m a woman, so you cannot shut me up — unless you have Michael Cohen wire me $130,000. Michael, you can find me on Venmo under my porn star name, 'Reince Priebus.'

5. Double Diss

Double Diss
It is kinda crazy that the Trump campaign was in contact with Russia, when the Hillary campaign wasn’t even in contact with Michigan.

6. Getting Dirty

Getting Dirty
Of course, Trump isn't here… and I know, I would drag him here myself, but it turns out the President of the United States is the one pussy you’re not allowed to grab

7. Let's Tell It Like It Is

Let's Tell It Like It Is
Trump is racist… He loves 'white nationalists,' which is a weird term for a nazi. Calling a nazi a 'white nationalist' is like calling a pedophile a ‘kid friend.’ Or Harvey Weinstein a ‘ladies' man.'

8. Pence Slam!

Pence Slam!
Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn’t gay. Mike Pence is the kind of guy who brushes his teeth, then drinks orange juice and thinks, ‘Mmm!'

9. Who is Left to Mock?

Who is Left to Mock?
I did have a lot of jokes about cabinet members, but I had to scrap all of those because everyone's been fired. You guys are going through cabinet members faster than Starbucks throws out black people.

10. And About That McConnell Guy...

And About That McConnell Guy...
Mitch McConnell isn't here tonight. He has a prior engagement: He's finally having his neck circumcised. Mazel!

11. A Ballsy Joke

A Ballsy Joke
Paul Ryan also couldn't make it. Of course, he's already been circumcised. Unfortunately, when they were down there, they also took his balls.

12. Throwing Blue Shade

Throwing Blue Shade
Democrats are harder to make fun of because you guys don't do… anything. People think you might flip the House and Senate this November, but you guys always find a way to mess it up. You're somehow gonna lose by 12 points to a guy named Jeff Pedophile Nazi Doctor.

13. Slamming the Staff

Slamming the Staff
You guys gotta stop putting Kellyanne [Conway] on your shows. All she does is lie. If you don’t give her a platform, she has nowhere to lie. It's like that old saying, ‘If a tree falls in the woods, how do we get Kellyanne under that tree?’ I’m not suggesting she gets hurt, just stuck.

14. Salty with Sanders

Salty with Sanders
We are graced with Sarah [Huckabee Sanders]' presence tonight. I have to say, I'm a little starstruck. I love you as Aunt Lydia in The Handmaid's Tale. Mike Pence, if you haven’t seen it, you would love it.

15. Dissing the Daughter

Dissing the Daughter
There's also, of course, Ivanka. She was supposed to be an advocate for women, but it turns out she's about as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons. She's done nothing to satisfy women, so I guess like father, like daughter.

16. Seething at CNN

Seething at CNN
We've got our friends at CNN here… You guys love breaking news, and you did it. You broke it. The most useful information on CNN is when Anthony Bourdain tells me where to eat noodles

17. Furious at Fox News

Furious at Fox News
Fox News is here, so you know what that means, ladies: Cover your drinks.

18. And, Of Course, Sean Hannity

And, Of Course, Sean Hannity
People want me to make fun of Sean Hannity tonight, but I cannot do that. This dinner's for journalists.

19. Watch for Yourself!

Michelle Wolf went on the attack at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Watch her controversial set here.

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