Lauren Comeau is a bit weaker than usual at the moment.
That’s what happens when you give birth to a human being, as Comeau did back on November 15.
She and Javi Marroquin welcomed a son named Eli and he’s very cute and everyone is happy for her…
… except Javi’s ex-girlfriend, Briana DeJesus, who used the date of this blessed event to accuse Javi of cheatiing on her.
How so?
Scroll down to find out and then keep scrolling to see how Comeau got up the strength to defend Marroquin — in no uncertain terms:
First, Here’s the Baby
He’s downright adorable. He weighed in at six pounds and 13 ounces when he was born.
And Here’s the New Family
Again… so precious, right?!? Both Comeau and Marroquin posted this picture after welcoming their first kid together.
Javi Now Has Two Sons
And here they are! The five-year old is named Lincoln and is shared by Marroquin and Teen Mom 2 star Kailyn Lowry.
Adorable! So… What’s the Issue Here?
Ask Briana DeJesus. She Tweeted this message upon the occasion of this birth, doing some math and implying strongly that Javi slept with Comeau while he was dating her. (Because Javi visited Florida for Briana’s surgery and attempted to keep their romantic flame lit while there.)
FAKE LOVE!
Briana went on to label her love with Javi “fake” and made it clear she’s moved on. But still doesn’t think highly of her ex.
What Say You, Lauren?
FAKE ACCUSATION, she says of Briana’s allegation against Javi. “I’ll tell you the day I conceived: March 10. We know the timeline. We know when we conceived,” Lauren has told Radar Online.
The Due Date Was December 1, For the Record
This does jibe with Comeau’s account, too, as nine months before December 1 brings us back to March, not February, as Briana alleges.
But Did Comeau Sleep with Marroquin in February?
No, she insists. “We [didn’t] see each other in February. There was no possible way of cheating,” she tells Radar.
Does Lauren Have a Message for DeJesus?
“It’s frustrating,” she continued to Radar. “You have been a mom twice now. You’ve had crappy pregnancies. You have been dealing with issues. You haven’t had the support during pregnancies. Why would you wish that on a first-time mom?”
And Another Thing, Briana!
“You have no issues with me. We’ve never had any issues. You say you’re completely moved one. Just out of respect for me as a first-time mom, let me enjoy this moment. Don’t take it away from me.”
Comeau Has Tried to Stay Out of All Beefs
But she felt she had to speak out here, telling Radar: “That’s where the biggest frustration is. It’s just stupid and frustrating because we know the truth. We don’t like to talk on it because it brings more out.”
Javi Does Have Quite a History with DeJesus
Heck, he proposed to her on an episode of Teen Mom 2! At least that’s what DeJesus claimed on air. Javi has since claimed he never actually popped the big question.
After Sleeping with Lowry and Trying to Reconcile with DeJesus…
… Javi got back together with Comeau, who he dated in the summer of 2017 as well. This time, though, things seem very serious.
This is Not a Secret to Lauren
None of it is. She explained to Radar the following: “I know what was doing on in January, February, March. I was well aware of everything that was happening in Miami with all this.”
Can’t Everyone Just Move On?!?
“They think I was in the dark on all of this, that’s what’s frustrating,” Comeau tells Radar of Javi sleeping around between exes many months ago. “We discussed it, he’s been open with me, we relieved it many times. I know the dates.”
Does Comeau Watch Teen Mom at All?
Yes, many years ago. But not the recent season, when all this drama plays our, and that was “definitely” for the best, she says.
An Inspiring Message from Comeau
This is what she wrote after Eli was born: “And just like that, my heart is completely full. Nothing will ever top this moment, a moment IâÂÂve prayed for, for a very long time. I love you E. And thank you my love for supporting me through the craziest two days of my life.”
A Difficult Delivery
Lauren went through enough even before Briana made her cheating accusation. She was induced two weeks early and explains why here: âÂÂI had mild preeclampsia. My blood pressure was high. There was protein in my urine. They wanted to get me in there and get the baby out before it got worse.”
How Bad Did It Get?
âÂÂThey put me on an IV med cause I was nauseous and puking… It was miserable. I got an epidural. The next 2-3 hours were enjoyable, but then the hour of pushing was really stressful,” adds Comeau. “My epidural had worn off by then because they wean you off so you can feel your contractions and know when to push. It was pretty painful.”
Briana Responds Again:
Very likely in response to Comeau’s interview here, Briana wrote the above on Twitter.
For the Record, She Says:
1) never ever did I wish bad upon anyone. 2) never ever did I say anyone cheated on me. 3) I said my surgery was feb 1st, that was the only comment that ever came out my mouth. 4) these click bait posts donâÂÂt come from me
Blame the Media, Not Me, DeJesus Continued:

In Conclusion? Keep My Name Out of Your Mouth!
