A trio of important subjects took center stage on Thursday night's Season 2 finale of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation?
2. A home invasion.
3. The final destination of poop on an airplane after one flushes it down the toilet.
We don't mean to make light of the first two topics listed above; we're just commenting here on the often random nature of Jersey Shore storylines and conversations.
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A Broken Home
A broken INTO home, we should say, as Jen Harley called Ronnie and claimed their house in Las Vegas had been burglarized overnight. She and daughter Ariana were safe, however.
"Jen's telling me that somebody broke into the house," Ronnie said during a confessional. "Basically, the guy came in through the back door, and he ransacked the house. She was laying in bed, she heard shuffling, he saw that she moved and just f-cking ran out the house."
For Real, Though???
Let's just say that Ronnie's friends had some doubts about Jen's story here.
What Was Taken?
According to Harley, only her phone (which means she called Ron from someone else's phone and not from her blocked phone) and her friend's laptop.
We've Got a Sketchy Situation Here, Alleged The Situation
"This whole situation with Jen is crazy," Mike told the camera. "There is a calamity or crisis once a week, like clockwork. She was moved out of his house. Now, a day later, she's moving back in the house because of this 'home invasion.' If you ask me, it's always an inside job."
Think About This, Ron-Ron
When the fellas tried to bring up to Ronnie the possibility that Harley could be lying, he refused to believe it. "She wouldn't do that with the baby, bro. If there was no baby, then I'd be like, it's probably a made-up [situation]," Ronnie argued.
Jen Actually Responds!
After seeing a clip from the finale online and then seeing the reaction of the cast to her robbery claim, Harley blasted everyone on Instagram for doubting her. She wrote: "I don't see how this situation has become your entertainment or a reason to call me crazy because the cast wants to talk shit about me! That situation was very real and I don't even feel like I should have to even explain this to anyone, [as if] it's anyone's business. So FU to all of you who want to call me a liar and talk shit over something [horrible] that happened to me that's out of my control."
Ronnie Believes Her... Mostly
"At the end of the day, that's still the mother of my child, and I have to make sure she's okay," he said on air. "Because if she's not okay, then my child's not okay."
Elsewhere on the Finale:
Deena Cortese paid special tribute to her late father with a cancer fundraiser, raising more than $40,000 at a Be The Match fundraiser at the popular Jenks Club in Point Pleasant, New Jersey.
A Moving Moment
"This is the best memory I've ever had with my roommates," said a pregnant Deena, saying that her dad, who died of leukemia in 2016, would have been proud.
The Guys Chipped In
"We're putting our hearts into it," said Vinny, whose uncle also died of cancer, said of the fundraiser.
A Little Hairy
Vinny served as auctioneer, giving away the chance for someone to touch the hair of Pauly D, which someone paid $875 to do.
Someone Also Paid $2,400 to Take a Shot with Snooki
And then she took nine in a row! "Snooki is the MVP of drinking. It's like shooting a free throw with Michael Jordan, like boxing with Floyd Mayweather, swimming with Michael Phelps," said Vinny.
Vinny and Pauly D led the crowd in their new song about Angelina's sex life, which included the lyrics: "Angelina ain't got pounded out in a long time."
There Was Also a Meatball-Eating Challenge with Mike
Seriously fun and memorable and special stuff all around.
Things Then Turned Serious
Finally, everyone went to bed except for Ronnie, Snooki and Angelina, who stayed up drinking and discussing stories from the bible, how we came to be and what happens to airplane poop after you flush.
We're All Very Religious
Bringing up last week's brawl
, Ronnie said, "I was like Moses! Everyone just followed me," which prompted a debate over what Moses, Noah and Adam and Eve all did, according to the Bible.
Let Ronnie Explain It All, Okay?
"Moses parted the red sea, yes, but I'm 90 percent sure that Jesus came first. Well, no. Adam and Eve came, and then Jesus came, then Moses and Noah's ark, and then us."
Vinny Then Joined the Profound Discussion
"How are we here? Do you ever think about it?" Nicole asked. Angelina replied: "I do. Adam and Eve banged each other to make more people, and then that's when Moses parted the red sea, and then that's when Noah built the ark with the animals, and then that's when Jesus came and rode on his boat."
Angelina Pivarnick in a Cap
After Snooki wondered whether Jesus can fly, Angelina then asked the following about airplane bathrooms: "Does the shit fly down and hit people in the face? And piss? Or does it just disintegrate?"
Ronnie is Shirtless
Imitating a pilot using a loud speaker, Ronnie said: "We're over Ohio, let the shit out!"
... And With That, Season 2 is Over!
But have no worries: MTV has announced that Jersey Shore: Family Vacation will be back for Season 3!