It’s been seven months since Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus broke up, and a whole lot has changed since then.
For one thing, Javi is engaged to Lauren Comeau, and the couple is expecting a child together.
We think it’s safe to say he’s pretty much moved on from Briana, and we’re sure she’s done the same.
(She never seemed all that into him from the start, tbh.)
But this is the world of Teen Mom 2, where drama never dies.
And new details about Javi and Briana’s most famous fight have revealed that the whole thing was much more intense than we thought:
The Happy Couple
Javi and Briana weren’t together for very long. And they definitely weren’t able to maintain the facade of a happy relationship for very long.
A Surgical Breakup
Javi and Briana’s relationship began to deteriorate after only a few weeks, but it didn’t come to an end until she headed for Miami for another round of plastic surgery.
Javi Drama
Javi objected to the idea of the procedure, but Briana decided to go ahead with it anyway.
Forgot About Dre
Shortly thereafter, Javi hit the roof when he learned that Briana’s ex, Dre, would be taking care of her after her surgery.
Miami Fights
The stuff hit the fan in South Beach, when Javi unexpectedly showed up to help nurse Briana back to health.
Aftermath
Bri was very happy with the results of her cosmetic procedure. But she was less pleased about what transpired with Javi…
Spilling the Tea
Now, producers who were on the scene for Javi and Briana’s infamous blowout are sharing details of the ugly scene for the first time.
Awwwwkward
“It was just really awkward in there,” one producer reveals on the upcoming MTV special Teen Mom: Producers Tell All. “Originally, when Briana was getting her surgery and she and Javi were together, and he was going to come to Miami.”
Confusion Reigns
“I was really confused and we were all really confused as to what happened,” the producer added.
Not Great, Javi!
Even Briana’s mom, Roxanne, had some unkind words after Javi pulled his Miami stunt.
Are We Detecting Some Sarcasm?
“Perfect timing before surgery with a camera crew here,” she said. “I think you’re an OK guy. I don’t think you’re great.
One Sneaky Dude
“I think you’re sneaky and I think you methodically plan things out. Why [did] you come in so fast? Why the proposal when you should have waited?” Roxanne said, referring to Javi’s surprise decision to pop the question.
Fallout Boy
Shortly after the Miami Incident, Javi once again found himself single. Of course, that didn’t last for long.
Making It Official
“Javi and I are not together anymore,” Briana said in an interview at the time. “Also, I don’t plan on moving in with him in the summer and for these reasons, he broke up with me.”
These Days
In the end, it all worked out, as Javi is reportedly very happy with Comeau. And let’s face it, he and Briana were never a great match to begin with.
Javiana
It’s enough to make you wonder why Javi and Briana tried so hard to make it work. And it DEFINITELY makes you wonder why the hell Javi proposed.
Multiple Theories
As far as we can tell, there are two reasons that this ill-fated relationship was ever a thing in the first place:
Javi is Nuts
The guy falls in love faster than Pepe Le Pew on Ecstasy. He would propose to a rock if it looked at him right. As for why Briana went along with it…
Revenge Is Sweet
We don’t care what she says, Briana dated Javi to get back at his ex-wife, Kailyn Lowry. It’s exactly the kind of twisted soap opera machination that keeps us tuning in, and we love her for it.