If you watched last night's episode of Teen Mom 2, you may have come away from it feeling that the relationship between Javi Marroquin and Briana DeJesus was even more unstable and unhealthy than you'd previously thought.
You weren't alone on that.
As far as we can, tell it was nothing but drama with these two from the very start, and last night's absurdity basically confirmed that they only dated because of their shared desire to seek revenge on Kailyn Lowry.
For some reason, Briana's plastic surgery was the issue that put this relationship to the test, and it was flat-out bizarre to see the whole thing unravel on camera.
Here's a rundown of how it all played out:
We suppose there might have been a time when Javi and Briana were actually happy together. We just didn't see any of it.
The issue that drove Javi and Briana apart was her trip to Miami to undergo a cosmetic surgery procedure.
Make Up Your Mind!
At first, Javi was mad that Briana wanted to get more surgery. Then he was mad that he wouldn't be the one to help nurse her back to health after the procedure.
Forgot About Dre
Javi pretty much lost his mind upon learning that Bri planned to have her ex-boyfriend Dre take care of her after her surgery.
Playing the Game
To be fair, Briana seemed to choose Dre for the job primarily because she knew it would piss Javi off, but his reaction was still hilariously over-blown.
A Surprise Visit
Javi showed up unexpectedly just prior to Briana's surgery and spoke of her decision to summon Dre in hilariously overblown terms.