Sigh. It’s just not April without incest, beheadings, and sassy eunuchs.
But sadly, production issues have forced the premiere of Game of Thrones Season 7 to be pushed back until July 16.
Fortunately, summer is coming (eventually), and with it, the promise of more wacky shenanigans from our favorite power-hungry, bloodthirsty aspiring despots.
(Feel free to fill in your own joke about the Trump administration here.)
Check out the first official photos from GoT Season 7 in the gallery below, and watch Game of Thrones online if you’re somehow not caught up.
You can’t expect your friends to keep allowing you to live a spoiler-free existence forever!
Daenerys in Westeros!
Dany has arrived on the other side of the Narrow Sea. We get the feeling the Lannisters fortunes are about to take a turn for the worse.
Jon Snow Fo’ Sho’
Jon Snow still looks like he’s in deep thought at all times. It’s not easy beng the King in the North.
Arya Looking Sinister
It looks like Arya is still on the scene of the murder of Walder Frey. We know revenge can make you hungry, but hopefully she won’t eat the pie.
Lyanna Mormont Is Back!
Can we just get Lyanna her own spinoff or talk show or something? We didn’t think it was possible, but she’s too badass for GoT.
Davos Seaworth: Still Grizzled
Davos Seaworth is still doling out advice. More importantly, he’s still rocking a beard like he invented facial hair.
Essos in the West
Dany’s motley crew is ready to kick some ass in the West. The Seven Kingdoms won’t know what hit ’em.
Tyrion Lannister: Hand of the Queen
Tyrion is back on top. And after Daenerys’ dragons roast Cersei to a crisp, he’ll be able to enjoy revenge flambe.
Missandei: Ready For Battle
Missandei is ready to throw down for her Khaleesi. You can tell, because she’s dressed all badass now.
Bran & Meera On the Run
Bran and Meera are making tracks. They have an army of White Walkers in hot (or should we say cold?) pursuit.
Littlefinger & Sansa at the Wall
As last season ended, the future of Littlefinger’s relationship with Sansa was unclear. Now it looks as though they might be scheming against Jon Snow.
Varys Looking Sinister
Everyone’s favorite eunuch is up to something. Some things never change.
Cersei on the Iron Throne
Looks like Jamie is still standing by his sister. We’d say he’s her right hand man, but that might be a sore subject.