Guys, memories. Amiright?
This is probably the 600th post you've seen about Netflix's Fuller House, and we really appreciate you sticking around to read the end of this sentence.
You're still here! Did you watch the pilot? Did it require a 4-drink minimum to hear Stephanie talk in a crap British accent?
Or were you so overserved that you hope iTunes sells the most updated version of "Forever?"
Whatever your mindset, the nostalgia will hit you like a wave. And like that wave, it might shoot water up your nose, which is bad.
BUT, it will also engulf you in a wonderful current that sends you gliding towards the shore, which is great.
Never Change, Danny
Ever. You are the coolest lame dad in the world. And your dedication to keeping a clean home is grossly underappreciated.
Whose San Francisco Is It Anyway?
Comet Reviews Stephanie's New Glasses
And it ain't good. In fact, it made Steph feel like a loser. Man's best friend, my a**.
Get A Room (Or an Attic), You Two
I remember thinking this throughout the show's entirety. Uncle Jesse was way too sexual for my pre-pubescent liking. Present day, though, I'd hit it.
Again With The Sexuality
And to think, this scene aired on a Friday evening. When children were watching.
Joey Was Kinda Painful To Watch
There were very few scenes involving Joey where I didn't wish for the fast-forward option. Also, I think puppet, Mr. Woodchuck kind of resembles Andy Cohen.
Cute toddler. Annoying kid.
The Beach Boys: Guest Stars Who Never Went Away
Remember how often the Beach Boys appeared on this show? My parents went to a Beach Boys concert a few years back, and Uncle Jesse was the guest performer. My dad said that he wouldn't get off the stage and let the Beach Boys do their thing.
This Could Have Gone Much Differently
If Full House taught me anything, it was to quit while you're ahead. Ask a grown-up for help. Worst case, just put something over it and feign shock when it's discovered.
Ah, Andrew Keegan
He stood Stephanie up for a school dance. Jerk face.
THAT'S NOT AUNT BECKY.