Another day, another reminder that Farrah Abraham is one of the most ridiculous human beings on the planet.
As you may have heard, Farrah appears to be broke these days.
That hasn’t stopped her from taking lavish vacations or spending all her time on social media, but it has led to some wild rumors about how she’s paying the bills (and affording all her cosmetic procedures).
Of course, this is Farrah we’re talking about — which means no theory should be counted out as too bonkers to be true.
Take a look at the latest:
Farrah Being Farrah
Farrah has been a trainwreck from the time she first entered the spotlight. But to be fair, she usually keeps it fresh.
A True Artist
There’s really no predicting what sort of batsh-t behavior she’ll engage in next. It’s almost impressive. Almost.
On Her Grind
As usual, Farrah is doing all kinds of desperate things in her never-ending quest for money — but even fans who have been observing her behavior for years couldn’t have predicted that Farrah would get THIS hard-up.
The Master Is In
For one thing, Farrah is offering online lessons in business management as part of the formerly-reputable Master Class series.
Child Management — Not the Best Idea
She landed the gig despite the fact that at least three of businesses ventures have failed in the past 18 months, including the children’s boutique that was managed by Farrah’s daughter, Sophia.
Too Much Irony
Hilariously, it looks as though several class “modules” were filmed at FroCo, Farrah’s now-defunct frozen yogurt chain.
Always Hustling
But don’t worry, Farrah always has plenty of irons in the fire, and even if (when) her Master Class fails miserably, she’ll still have several revenue streams available to her.
Ex(ercise) on the Beach!
For one thing, Farrah wants to you to give her money so that she can teach you the secrets of her “gym-free” workout — which seems to consist of doing situps on the beach.
Match Made In Heaven
And of course, Farrah continues to work in the adult industry with companies like Camsoda.
Branching Out?
Recently, Farrah has been posting pics on her Instagram page that are even more provocative than usual — which has caused a rumor from her past to be dredged up by fans.
Full-Service?
“I heard your a escort now what’s your rates?†commented one follower on Farrah’s IG — and that was enough to get the ball rolling.
The Rumor Returns
Reports of Farrah working as a high-end, international prostitute have been circulating for years (and Farrah has never convincingly denied them).
Traveling For Work?
Many believe that’s the main reason the ostensibly broke Farrah has been able to spend so much time abroad in recent weeks.
Cost of Doing Business
Some have even gone so far as to suggest that these days, Farrah is showing signs of — let’s say “wear and tear.”
Let’s Not Be Rash
“Looks like she has a rash in her inner thigh, wonder where she got that,” commented one follower.
Going Too Far?
As is usually the case with this sort of thing, some fans are going a bit too far with their speculation, but on one point, they’re absolutely spot-on.
Butt Of Course
Farrah recently underwent yet another backside augmentation treatment designed to make her butt bigger.
Damage Done
And based on some of her recent photos, it seems that either procedure, or Farrah needs more time to heal.
Keeping Mum
Farrah has yet to respond to these rumors publicly. She may do so eventually — but only if she can figure out some way to get paid for it.