In case you missed it, David Eason had quite the weekend.
Jenelle Evans’ increasingly unhinged husband took to Instagram to issue terrorist threats against Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi and President Donald Trump.
Needless to say, his posts were not well-received, and now, David is in serious trouble.
First, he received a visit from the Secret Service, and now, he’s been locked out of his Instagram account.
David is backpedaling furiously at the moment, but it could be a case of too little, too late.
Take a look:
The Firearms Enthusiast
Last week, David posted a number of rambling videos and written messages, in which he seemed to threaten violence against Donald Trump.
Unexpected Visit
David was visited by the Secret Service on Friday. He responded by posting videos like this, along with some very unsettling captions.
Sounds Like a Reasonable Guy
“I’m gonna upload a lot more gun videos. And you know what? I got a gun on my hip! F–k you, SBI!” David said at one point.
Dsvid Settles the Gun Control Debate
“Since y’all are so concerned that I put #Trump and #NancyPelosi why don’t you go tell them bitches not to start banning guns! Then maybe people won’t put hashtag their name,” he continued.
Lesson NOT Learned
“And for you Secret Service officers, I’m very flattered that you come on out to my house just to check things out and all, but don’t be a f**king bitch,” Eason added. “I’m gonna start postin’ guns and puttin’ #trump every f**king time. So go f**k yourself!â€Â
One Angry Dude
“Now you Secret Service motherf–kers wouldn’t have come down here if my gate was closed,†David continued. “And if you did, I would have been shootin’ at you because I wouldn’t know who you was. You gonna come back? I don’t think so.â€Â
They Can Take It as a Threat … And They Did
“You can be mad, you can take that as a threat if you want to,†he added. “But you already know that anybody who comes on my property that is trespassing is liable to get f–king killed.
We Get It
“Let that be a warning to anyone who wants to look up my address and come to my motherf–king house. Anybody,†Eason went on.
The Apology Tour
So David acknowledged that he was threatening government officials with gun violence, but now that he’s locked out of his Instagram account, he’s backpedaling like a madman.
Let the Backpedaling Begin
David posted a bizarre, rambling video on Facebook in which he claimed to be the victim of a misunderstanding and once again claims to be persecuted by something called the “SBI.”
Be Mad
“You can be mad, you can take that as a threat if you want to,†he said. “But you already know that anybody who comes on my property that is trespassing is liable to get f–king killed.”
Kinda Sounds Like a Threat …
“Let that be a warning to anyone who wants to look up my address and come to my motherf–king house. Anybody,” Eason added.
So He’s NOT That Stupid?
“I’m not stupid enough that I would ever engage in a firefight with any sort of police or swat or anything like that,†David said, seemingly retracting his earlier comment.
He’s So Confused It’s Making Us Confused
“I’m not that stupid, even if they came to my house. It’s not an issue. I wouldn’t be opening fire on them,” Eason continued.
See? It’s YOUR Fault!
“You might take my posts the wrong way,†he rambled on. “You might take what I said the wrong way and run with it, which is what everyone does.”
Protesting Too Much
“But I’m not that f–king stupid that I would ever try to shoot at some sort of authority that would come on my property,” Eason insisted.
Also, It’s Instagram’s Fault
“I guess Instagram took my posts complete total opposite of what I was trying to convey,†he said.
Fake News
“It’s easy for words to be taken the wrong way,” David argued. “That’s just due to all the haters that were going and reportin’ it, which is something that happens on almost all of my posts.â€Â
Getting to the Point
David went on to say that he will shoot any trespassers who come on his land … unless they are able to identify themselves as government agents before he opens fire.
What He Meant Was …
“What I meant is any kind of trespassers that come down my driveway around my gate, unidentified, and you’re not invited, you best believe we’re gonna be in a fight,†he said.
Dude Gets Visited By the Cops a LOT
“But, police have come to the end of my driveway before and I talked to them from down here until I figure out why they’re here and then I walk to the end of the driveway,” David added.
At What Point Do You Start Thinking YOU’RE the Problem?
David also claims his land is constantly under attack from trespassers and “crackheads.”
Crackhead Attack
“I protect my land from trespassers who are like, crackheads, or want to come take a picture or steal something,†he said.
We’re Sure They Feel Very Welcome
“Other than that, if any kind of authority’s comin’ to my house, they’re more than welcome. I have nothing to hide and they can come on up and see it,” David added.
In Conclusion (Finally!)
“I was just trying to be a gun advocate…that’s the only message I was trying to convey,†David concluded. “Anyone who wants to take it the wrong way, shove it up your ass.”