Dancing with the Stars with the Z-List Stars will premiere on Monday, September 24.
We've amended the title of this long-running ABC reality series because the recently announced cast simply has to be the most anonymous and random yet.
There are your usual professional athletes from various sports, along with your various actresses, actors and singers...
... but just who ARE these people?
There's not a single interesting name in the bunch.
Still, they will be competing against each other this fall -- and ABC has just confirmed with whom each so-called star will be partner.
This makes it easier to forecast who may win, as we've included the championship odds for each tandem below.
Scroll down and pick a betting favorite now!
Joe Amabile and Jenna Johnson
Can nice guys finish first? Joe Amabile from Bachelor Nation sure hopes so! ODDS: 300-1.
Tinashe and Brandon Armstrong
She can sing. But can Armstrong help show the world that Tinashe can also dance? ODDS: 7-1.
Nikki Glaser and Gleb Savchenko
She's funny. He's handsome. Together, they hope to be champions of the reality show world! ODDS: 30-1.
Mary Lou Retton and Sasha Farber
Can the Gold Medal-winning gymnast add a mirrorball trophy to her resume? Maybe. ODDS: 3-1.
DeMarcus Ware and Lindsay Arnold
He won a Super Bowl. She wins over the hearts of most male viewers. Can they win the whole thing as a tandem? ODDS: 25-1.
Bobby Bones and Sharna Burgess
We're be honest here: we have no clue who these people are. But we wish them luck! ODDS: 1,500-1.