Dancing with the Stars with the Z-List Stars will premiere on Monday, September 24.
We've amended the title of this long-running ABC reality series because the recently announced cast simply has to be the most anonymous and random yet.
There are your usual professional athletes from various sports, along with your various actresses, actors and singers...
... but just who ARE these people?
There's not a single interesting name in the bunch.
Still, they will be competing against each other this fall -- and ABC has just confirmed with whom each so-called star will be partner.
This makes it easier to forecast who may win, as we've included the championship odds for each tandem below.
Scroll down and pick a betting favorite now!
Joe Amabile and Jenna Johnson
Can nice guys finish first? Joe Amabile from Bachelor Nation sure hopes so! ODDS: 300-1.
Tinashe and Brandon Armstrong
She can sing. But can Armstrong help show the world that Tinashe can also dance? ODDS: 7-1.
Nikki Glaser and Gleb Savchenko
She's funny. He's handsome. Together, they hope to be champions of the reality show world! ODDS: 30-1.
Mary Lou Retton and Sasha Farber
Can the Gold Medal-winning gymnast add a mirrorball trophy to her resume? Maybe. ODDS: 3-1.
DeMarcus Ware and Lindsay Arnold
He won a Super Bowl. She wins over the hearts of most male viewers. Can they win the whole thing as a tandem? ODDS: 25-1.
Bobby Bones and Sharna Burgess
We're be honest here: we have no clue who these people are. But we wish them luck! ODDS: 1,500-1.
Milo Manheim and Witney Carson
Don't count him out. Young actors such as Milo have proven over the years on DWTS that they have loyal fan bases. ODDS: 8-1.
John Schneider and Emma Slater
He was a huge TV star in the early 1980s. But this is 2018. His odds of winning are not high. Let's put them at 500-1.
Nancy McKeon and Val Chmerkovskiy
We can't underestimate Val's influence here. The female viewers love him. ODDS: 100-1.
Danielle Umstead and Arten Chigvintsev
She's a paralympian skier who has overcome many obstacles in her life. Bet against her at your own peril. ODDS: 15-1.
Alexis Ren and Alan Bersten
Young and flexible, these two have a real shot. You can see their chemistry in this photo alone. ODDS: 20-1.
Juan Pablo Di Pace and Cheryl Burke
Possible dark horse here. Burke is a veteran who knows how to win and Juan Pablo Di Pace is both handsome and on a popular Netflix series. ODDS: 13-1.
Evanna Lynch and Keo Motsepe
Lynch's odds would be much higher if she appeared on the show while a Harry Potter movie was in theaters. Alas. ODDS: 50-1.