This Just In:
Chelsea Houska is not shy.
This Also Just In:
Chelsea Houska knows how to make herself go viral.
This was evident on the November 19 episode of Teen Mom 2 when the veteran star found herself alone in the car with husband Cole and made it very clear that she wished the two were truly alone.
As in: She wished there was not a camera attached to the dashboard in front of them.
How come? What did Chelsea have in mind?
As you’re about to find out below, she wasn’t exactly subtle about it…
Happily Married!
Chelsea and Cole have been married since 2016. They are parents to a son named Watson and a daughter named Layne and have seemed generally happy and scandal-free this whole time.
Why? What’s Their Secret?
We may have just found out! On the aforementioned episode of Teen Mom 2, Chelsea made it clear that having two young kids at home has not de-spiced their sex life in any way, shape or form.
Ooooh, Do Tell!
Oh, we will, alright! Or, to be more specific, Chelsea will tell…
Want Some Oral Pleasure?
On Monday night’s installment of Teen Mom 2, Chelsea got a bit scandalous during a car ride! How so? Here is how so: “If we weren’t on camera, I’d give you a blowie on the way there,” Chelsea told Cole.
Come Again?
Or come just once in my mouth, Chelsea was basically teasing in this scene. Sorry. That was crude. But, hey, Chelsea is the one who strongly implied it, not us!
Sorry, Honey, But…
“We’re on camera,” Chelsea reminded Cole next, to which he replied in obvious fashion: “We can turn them off… pretty fast.”
Ah, Memories
Chelsea then chose to reminisce about a few other X-rated times between the two, asking her husband: “Remember that time…in the car wash?”
No, Really, We’re on Camera!
Cole reminded his wife of this fact again after she brought up whatever sex act she was referring to with her car wash remark.
Be More Adventurous, Dear!
Laughing it off, and apparently in a certain kind of mood, Chelsea replied, “Oh honey.”
What is Happening?!?
Fans were quick to hop on Twitter and express both some confusion and a lot of affection for this Teen Mom 2 star. To wit:”I love @ChelseaHouska & Cole! Definitely relationship goals! Especially their conversation in the car on today’s episode!”
You Go, Dirty Girl!
Added Another user, along similar lines: “@ChelseaHouska you naughty girl!!! LMFAO #TeenMom2.”
More Details, Please!
“@ChelseaHouska I must know, what did you and Cole do in the car wash and was there enough time?” asked an inquisitive fans, adding: “#teenmom #iwannadoittoo #chelseayouremyfavorite.”
You’re a Lucky Man, Cole
Another user chimed in very simply with: “‘Remember that time at the car wash?’ I love @ChelseaHouska.”
Perhaps We Should Leave These Two Alone
If you know what we mean!
These Two Really are the Best
And not just for any oral sex-related reasons. Cole saved Chelsea’s life when she was choking in July, prompting the Teen Mom to quip: “As if Cole doesn’t have to deal with enough of my s–t already, he can now add saving my life from steak to that list.”
Remember This, Too?
“This man is so perfect for me,” wrote Houska as a caption to photos of Layne and Cole in September 2018, adding: “The most amazing husband and daddy in the entire world. I love how much he loves us.”
Just Listen to This Guy…
“My Wife. My Other Half. My World!!! @chelseahouska,” Cole recently wrote on Instagram as a caption to a photo of the couple.
Will These Two Have More Kids?
They’ve hinted at this possibility at least. Perhaps if they do some more car wash activity — wink, wink!!! — they will produce one in the near future.
Until Then?
We’ll just sit back and appreciate these two for their candor, humor, chemistry and sexiness. Just keep doing you, guys.