Cardi B and Nicki Minaj are feuding. It's intense, but at least nobody's throwing shoes anymore.
Cardi claims that she passed over working with artists like Little Mix, and that Nicki is essentially getting her leftovers.
Nicki's stans believe Nicki, Cardi's stans believe Cardi, and most people are just enjoying watching the two fight.
After Cardi ranted and raved and invited Nicki to physically fight, Nicki had a counter-proposal.
Nicki said that Cardi doesn't write her own lyrics ... and "offered" for them to both take lie detector tests to prove it.
Naturally, as soon as someone mentioned that, The Maury Show had to weigh in.
Twitter is losing their minds over this whole beef. Take a look.
Nicki calls for peace
As you will see, some applauded her appeal to reason. Others weren't buying it.
Did someone say "lie detector?"
The Maury Show is famous for their love of texts and then revealing the results after a lot of dramatic build-up.
Maury got some replies
One person was Team Nicki, another was Team Cardi, and another was just there to enjoy the feud. That more or less sums up Twitter's reaction to this whole thing.
Someone is betting on Cardi
This fight sequence is one hell of an illustration of how this person imagines that the fight would go down
Team Cardi spoke out
From their point of view, Cardi had come with plenty of receipts -- in addition to her hot-headed threats.
Some Cardi fans think Nicki is envious
We're leery of cherry-picked lists, but it's clear that these two very talented women do not get along
Cardi gave her fans a lot of material
An enraged rapper is a sight to behold
This one goes too far
Anyone can point to odd looking lyrics, but even if Cardi B is your favorite, you can't honestly pretend that Nicki Minaj isn't a good rapper
Cardi stans say that Nicki is over
For the record, you can still love Nicki in any year. It's allowed
Team Nicki has their say, too
If you did a double-take at the word "calm," you're not alone
The fan means that she's calm about this feud
We seem to remember a TMZ report that says that there was video of Nicki Minaj chasing after her ex, Safaree Samuels, whom she allegedly stabbed with a knife. That's ... not calm
Nicki's fans were dragging Cardi left and right
Writing music is an amazing talent, but there's more to singing and rapping than writing the lyrics
Some think that Cardi CAN'T write music
Kpop stan Twitter seemed to side with Nicki
Oh gosh that tweet gives us so much secondhand embarrassment. Enjoying kpop and being kpop stan Twitter are VERY different things
Nicki has some wild lyrics
This isn't the same as proof that Cardi's music is no good, but it refutes attacks on Nicki's songwriting, at least
Little Mix got involved
See, part of the feud involved Cardi claiming that Little Mix had come to her first to work together. Little Mix disagrees
But is Little Mix ready to rumble?
Not all musicians are ready to throw down, folks
Some were not amused
This is free publicity for Little Mix, which is probably why they did it
Some question Little Mix's claims
We sure don't know the truth of the matter
Others say to leave Little Mix alone
Again, we don't know who's telling the truth right now
Some were caught totally off guard
We love Paris Jackson, but Nicki and Cardi were brawling at public events back in September. This isn't a celebrity bubble issue, this is a hippie issue. But hey, good for Paris for living her best life
Some people just want to watch the world burn
To be clear, this is the best way to enjoy a feud -- don't get invested, just watch the show
That's the spirit
If you just enjoy the conflict without picking sides, you'll never lose. It's the opposite of Alien vs Predator
You try to look away, but the beef has you hooked
Why can't everyone just get along?
From this perspective, yeah, this feud is positively tragic