We already announced with a delighted cackle that Larissa Lima and Colt Johnson are returning to 90 Day Fiance.
Well, we now know eight (or nine, if you count Debbie) of the stars who are returning.
90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? Season 5 premieres in June, just before the beginning of summer.
Below, you can see the combined teasers for Tania and Syngin, Elizabeth and Andrei, Kalani and Asuelu, and Colt and Larissa.
You can also see our detailed breakdown of everything that we know and everything that fans can expect from Season 5.
Tania Maduro and Syngin Colchester
Tania ended up being one of the most hated stars in the franchise's history after she abandoned Syngin to stay with her mom for a third of his K-1 visa period. But yes, they are still together.
That's right -- they have a house, now! But that doesn't mean that their drama is behind them.
For one thing ...
Tania thinks that Syngin has a drinking problem ... and she says that in the context of acknowledging that she herself drinks quite a lot.
He says that if he wants a beer at 10am, he can have one. (That's true ... if it's not a habit, and if it's not impacting his life) Tania says that this attitude of his is proving her point. She's right, too.
That's not all
Neither of them are working at the moment ... and we can already tell that folks not working is going to be a recurring motif this season.
Elizabeth Potthast and Andrei Castravet
After knowing Andrei for as long as fans have, it would be more of a shock if he HAD gotten a job by this point. But of course, he hasn't. His ridiculous, undeserved ego prevents him from accepting any of the easy, well-paying jobs that Elizabeth's dad has offered.
Elizabeth is mad
She is frustrated enough to throw shade at her husband on camera, asking what he did all day -- and assuming that the answer is "nothing." Somehow, she's not angry enough to just call off the marriage. We know that she's a devout young woman, so maybe she's trying to put off divorce, but some fans have concluded that Andrei must be some sort of grandmaster of laying pipe for her to stay with him with his bad attitude.
Andrei claims that he IS busy
He tells the camera that he is focused upon being a stay-at-home dad. Ordinarily, it's great to hear about a stay-at-home dad, but that sort of thing has to be agreed upon by both partners. If you're expected to get a job but then drag your heels for years and then just announce that you'll just focus upon being a parent instead, that's very different.
Andrei does something to disrupt a gathering of Elizabeth's family, which is no surprise because he seems to view them as his enemies for reasons that we cannot fathom. We don't know what "announcement" he makes, but Elizabeth is clearly pissed.
They are once again arguing about borrowing more money from Elizabeth's dad. It's not clear if they will break the pattern of Andrei being too proud to admit the need, then Elizabeth quietly asking for cash, then Andrei getting indignant even though there was literally no other option because Andrei refuses to work. Only time will tell.
Kalani Faagata and Asuelu Pulaa
Kalani, her boobs,a nd Asuelu are back and it is an absolute relief because Kalani talks SO much sense. Remember her in the 90 Day Fiance Tell All during her season, talking sense to Eric Rosenbrook? She's just a treasure. And everybody loves Asuelu.
Kalani is so overwhelmed
As thrilled for her as fans are that Kalani is now a mother of two, both pregnancies were unplanned. That doesn't mean that they love their children any less, but fans know that this stems from Asuelu's belief that condoms are for, and we quote, "slut people." (Trust us, Asuelu ... anyone can use a condom, and plenty of "slut people" go without)
It's a lot of work
Kalani is the first to admit that being a parent to two small children is the hardest task that she has ever had in her entire life. She's right, and anyone who says that it's easy either won the Baby Lottery and got super-precocious, hyper-rational babies, isn't doing their full job as a parent, or brought peace to the middle east.
Asuelu doesn't see the big deal
Asuelu doesn't see the big deal, since "all" that Kalani is doing is providing 24-hour childcare and love and attention to two small children while he also expects her to clean the house. They have some cultural differences that might have kept them apart if that first pregnancy had not brought them together.
Kalani is at her limit
Dealing with two children is a lot of work but she did literally sign up for it by, you know, having them. Dealing with her man-child husband, cute though he may be, makes it more difficult.
Colt Johnson and Larissa Lima
Easily one of the most talked about couples in the franchise's history, Colt and Larissa got a divorce in January of 2019.
Larissa has reason to celebrate
She had to do community service (there's no telling how much or how little of the real story we'll get to hear about her third and final arrest) and wrapped it up in the summer, and the teaser shows her celebrating with friends.
She's not the only one who is happy
While Colt was free to move on to a fresh girlfriend, Debbie was happy to have her son and her house back.
She's not mincing words, either
Debbie makes it clear that she is thrilled to have Larissa out of her life ... though we know from social media that she was disappointed to see Larissa remain in the US.
And Colt is dating again
We have followed Colt's dating life (and the fallout) in real time, but now we will get to see it ... as he brazenly invites his date to go bone in a hotel.
Here, you can see the first four teaser trailers that 90 Day Fiance has released, but you can bet that there will be more as Season 5 approaches.