Bring It On
What do you have to say about cheerleaders NOW, Taylor?
Seven Ballerina Salute
Wonder how many toes she stepped on and how many times she fell over during this seven ballerina salute.
Hip Hop BALLET Hooooo
It almost feels like we're watching Taylor Swift audition for Julliard.
One Two Step
This ALMOST looks accidental.
Pretty sure the robot didn't hit itself in the head. Like, 90% sure.
Get It, Girl
Didn't Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis do this exact same move in Black Swan?
Taylor Swift wasn't REALLY a child of the 90s, which explains why this isn't really a tootsie roll.
You Better Twerk
Or try, at least, with your skinny white girl behind. Hey, it works for Miley Cyrus...
Twerk It Girl
That's A LITTLE better. Just a little.
Is she...is Taylor Swift hula hooping? What even is this?
Still Hula Hooping
Okay, so that's a little better. AND the tutu looks like a hula hoop...
This Is How You Do It
THIS is the correct motion for hula hooping, Taylor! See? Ditch the tutu and get those hips to movin!
Wild, Wild West
She WAS a country singer...POW POW!
Shake It Off
This is how Taylor Swift shakes off her haters.
SHE'S GOT IT
Or, well, she doesn't. Her face caught it? That counts, right?
Reel Big Fish
She's gonna reel 'em in and then spit 'em out. She's frustrated by your apathy.
Coming to the 2016 Summer Olympics, frustrated ribbon dancing.
SHE WANTS A CHOCOLATE AND SHE WANTS IT NOW!
She plays the guitar. How is this hard?
All That Jazz
JAZZ HANDS! Look out, world!
Or, you know, not gangsta. This is Taylor Swift we're talking about.
Jump For Joy
They did it! They made a music video about dancing and probably no one's reputations were tarnished in its making!
You Spin Me Right 'Round Baby
Please stop because you're making us dizzy.
Maybe she should leave these leaps to the real ballerinas.
Yeah, Taylor Swift probably has a fever and THAT'S why she did this.
Where The Heart Is
Remember that scene in Where the Heart Is when Natalie Portman is afraid she's pregnant (again) so she hops backwards like a bunny in her slippers?
When all else fails, just get down on your knees and slam your fists into the ground in angry rage.