As previously detailed, Disney movies may be made for kids… but they can surprisingly depressing.
They can also be surprisingly dirty. For real!
You won’t believe some of the words that have come out of the mouths of some of your favorite Disney characters.
Get the bar of soap ready and prepare to wash out said mouths below…
Just Bend Over Real Quick…
“Barely even friends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly.” – “Tale As Old As Time,” Beauty & The Beast
Is That You, Bill Cosby?
“Slip into silent slumber. Sail on a silver mist. Slowly but surely, your senses will cease to resist. Trust in me. Just in me. Shut your eyes, and trust in me.” – “Trust in Me,” The Jungle Book
It Will Move Even More Then!
“I thought the Earth wasn’t supposed to move until the honeymoon.” – Genie, Aladdin
What Did You Have in Mind?
“I don’t usually leave the asylum in the middle of the night, but he said you’d make it worth my while.” – Monsieur D’Arque, Beauty & The Beast
This One is Self-Explanatory
“Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter.” — “Under the Sea,” The Little Mermaid
We Don’t Even Need to Read Too Far Into This One
“Hey cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real bug?” – Fly Brother, A Bug’s Life
Just a Quick Ride
“Oh, he was a persistent little bugger for a two-cylinder. Finally I said, ‘All right, one little drive.'” – Lizzie, Cars
Whoa There, Frollo!
“I was just imagining a rope around that beautiful neck.”- Frollo, Hunchback of Notre Dame
That’s What They All Say
“Foot size doesn’t matter. ” – Anna, Frozen
Why, Do You Have Big Feet?
“I need somebody who can…handle him as a man.” – Hades, Hercules
No Never Means Yes. Ever.
“Well, you know how men are. They think ‘No’ means ‘Yes’ and ‘Get lost!’ means, ‘Take me, I’m yours.'” – Megara, Hercules
This Movie is Rated G?!?
“Did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?” – Megara, Hercules
We Mean, It Can Only Help…
“Well, I think you need to be more…flexible.” – Elastigirl, The Incredibl
How Much More?!?
“I’ve got gadgets and gizmos aplenty…I want more.” — “Part of Your World,” The Little Mermaid
We Won’t Ask If You Don’t Tell
“His thing with the reindeer… That’s a little outside of nature’s laws!” – “Fixer Upper,” Frozen
Just Lie Back and Take It
“When Andy plays with you, it’s like, even though you’re not moving, you feel like you’re alive.” – Woody, Toy Story 2
Wait… What Thing?!?
“Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me…” — Mike, Monsters, Inc.
You Tell ‘Em!
“Hey, no one takes my wife’s mouth except me.” – Mr. Potato Head, Toy Story
Hey, Glad You’re Happy
“I’ve never felt so good before. This empty place inside of me is filling up. I simply cannot get enough.” — “What’s This?,” The Nightmare Before Christmas
Not TOO Hard, Though
“Now scrub good and hard, it can’t be denied that he’ll look mighty cute as soon as he’s dried.” — The Dwarves, Snow White
We Mean… Really, Ralph?!?
“That cherry-chasing dot-muncher…” – Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph