Facebook can be a wonderful place to share baby photos, catch up with old friends...
... and make fun of people for their ridiculous status updates.
The latter simply can't be helped at times, as evidenced by the following hilarious examples.
Not in a Will Smith Movie, No
But life is not a Will Smith movie.
This Was Just Mean
Spoiler Alert: Jenny ended up dumping Max the next day. (We assume.)
Like, REALLY Scary
For reasons that this individual may not comprehend.
You Might Say He's FEATURED in Every Song
Actually, no. You clearly would not say that.
You May Be Waiting Awhile
But, hey, at least you have Facebook while you wait!
USA! USA! USA!
US... hey now! What, Darius?!?
Not Like This
You Need MANY Answers
Where do we even begin?
When Your Mother is on Facebook...
... and you clearly forget all about it.
Stop Trying to Be Profound
It isn't working.
Are You Sure About That?
Go watch Star Wars and/or Finding Nemo and get back to us.
Wait, This Isn't True...
... is it?!?
It's Quite a Problem
Quiet down, Facebook, let me write!
This Mom FTW!
Face it kid, you got burned.
Maybe It's Just HIV
Nope. It's definitely AIDS.
This is So Wrong
And, yet, admit it: you laughed.
And Black Eyed Peas slam, too, really. Why are we including this as a status fail?
Erase This Before the Police Read It
And also take a bow. Well played!