19 Times Facebook Users Regretted Their Status Updates

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Facebook can be a wonderful place to share baby photos, catch up with old friends...

... and make fun of people for their ridiculous status updates.

The latter simply can't be helped at times, as evidenced by the following hilarious examples.

READ ON!

1. Not in a Will Smith Movie, No

Not in a Will Smith Movie, No
But life is not a Will Smith movie.

2. This Was Just Mean

This Was Just Mean
Spoiler Alert: Jenny ended up dumping Max the next day. (We assume.)

3. Like, REALLY Scary

Like, REALLY Scary
For reasons that this individual may not comprehend.

4. You Might Say He's FEATURED in Every Song

You Might Say He's FEATURED in Every Song
Actually, no. You clearly would not say that.

5. You May Be Waiting Awhile

You May Be Waiting Awhile
But, hey, at least you have Facebook while you wait!

6. USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA!
US... hey now! What, Darius?!?

7. Not Like This

Not Like This
Try Twitter.

8. You Need MANY Answers

You Need MANY Answers
Where do we even begin?

9. When Your Mother is on Facebook...

When Your Mother is on Facebook...
... and you clearly forget all about it.

10. Stop Trying to Be Profound

Stop Trying to Be Profound
It isn't working.

11. Nope.

Nope.
You can't.

12. Are You Sure About That?

Are You Sure About That?
Go watch Star Wars and/or Finding Nemo and get back to us.

13. Wait, This Isn't True...

Wait, This Isn't True...
... is it?!?

14. It's Quite a Problem

It's Quite a Problem
Quiet down, Facebook, let me write!

15. This Mom FTW!

This Mom FTW!
Face it kid, you got burned.

16. Maybe It's Just HIV

Maybe It's Just HIV
Nope. It's definitely AIDS.

17. This is So Wrong

This is So Wrong
And, yet, admit it: you laughed.

18. Nicelback Slam!

Nicelback Slam!
And Black Eyed Peas slam, too, really. Why are we including this as a status fail?

19. Erase This Before the Police Read It

Erase This Before the Police Read It
And also take a bow. Well played!

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