19 Irrational Reasons We Hate Anna Faris

Should we really be hatin' on Anna Faris because she takes the perfect family selfie?

Let's face it...we're just plain jealous of Anna Faris...We want a buff boy like Chris Pratt. We want to look smoking hot walking down the red carpet.

It's just not going to happen, so we'll just irrational hate her, all while loving her at the same time.

We know, we know, it's completely irrational...

1. Anna Faris Looks Good in Yellow

Seriously, we'd look like a giant banana walking around in the yellow number Anna Faris is rocking. Yeah, just another reason we irrationally hate Anna Faris

2. Anna Faris Can Rock Crop Tops, We Can't

We're actually trying to hide our stomachs while Anna's is front and center. Not cool, Anna.

3. Anna Faris and Her Family Make Hats Cool

A family that wears hats together, stays together. Hats would never make it to a selfie in our family. Way to make us look bad, girl.

4. Anna Faris Makes Impromptu Kissing Look Easy

If we tried a smooch like Anna Faris and Chris Pratt did, we'd end up on the floor with a neck injury. Just another reason why we irrationally hate Anna Faris.

5. Anna Faris Has Better Friends Than Us

Let's face it, we'll never hang out with the likes of Allison Janney. Way to make us feel bad!

6. Anna Faris Goes Incognito

Anna Faris is pretty good at making hiding look fierce. We'd look like the fly in those sunglasses.

7. Anna Faris and Baby Jack

Baby Jack has it made being the kid of Anna Faris. We're so jealous.

8. Anna Faris Dazzles in Sparkles

How many times have we passed up the sparkle section at the store? Sparkles can make you look like you're trying too hard, but not in Anna's case.

9. Anna Faris And Her Jiggle-Free Wave

Anna has no jiggle in that waving arm. Wonder what the girl's secret to a jiggle free arm is, cause we're all ears.

10. Anna Faris Takes a Perfect Selfie

Try as we might, our selfies never come out picture-perfect. Anna Faris even takes them with fans and she looks flawless. Ugh, we need her selfie tricks.

11. Anna Faris Can Pull Off Color

It's hard to pull off a wide leg pant. Especially, when the pant is bold in color. We'd look ridiculous in this outfit, but not Anna Faris.

12. Anna Is One With the Fedora

The fedora is a hard one to pull off. Not for Anna Faris. Yeah, hat envy is the worst kind of envy.

13. Anna Faris Rocks a Mean Bang

Not many people can pull off a blunt bang, but Anna Faris can. Jelly much?

14. She Makes Loading a Dish Washer Cool

Perfect makeup, bangin' bangs, funny face...Anna Faris makes loading a dishwasher look cool! Haters gon' hate, ya'll!

15. She's One of The Guys

We spend hours trying to put our makeup on. Let's not forget about the dress. What Anna Faris is really telling us is that being one of the boys is kind of sexy.

16. Bunny Ears Is Just What Anna Faris Does

Really? She rocks bunny ears and no one cares? Anna Faris is all about making fun of herself. The girl will do anything for a laugh. We wish we had that much confidence.