Check out 17 ways to sneak your drink into just about anywhere. Never go thirsty again.
Bible Flask
Because nobody questions the person carrying around a Bible. Unless, of course, you start slurring your scriptures.
Beernoculars
Sitting in the nosebleeds? People will totally believe you need binoculars. And let’s face it, the drink sellers don’t go up that high anyway.
Pom Pom Flask
GO TEAM!!
Belt Buckle Flask
The belt buckle flask might be more practical than sneaky, but to an untrained eye? Yeah, this just looks like an oversized belt buckle compensating for…something.
Booze Belly
FINALLY! The booze belly we WANT to have!
Camera Flask
SAY VOOOOODKA!
Sandal Flask
We’re pretty sure Reef didn’t mean for people to drink booze on the trail, but we can’t deny this is a pretty amazing feature.
Water Bottle
Maybe that’s water inside that bottle. Maybe it’s vodka. Or gin. Or rum. Or Everclear.
Garter Flask
Ladies! Check out the garter flask! Never be caught wine-less at a dry wedding again!
Hairbrush Flask
If your purse gets checked on the way into the stadium, this will look just like a hairbrush. Because it IS. It just happens to hide your booze.
Sunscreen Flask
These sunscreen flasks look so much like the real thing it’s pretty unbelievable. And they come in a two-pack. Just don’t get them confused with your REAL sunscreen.
The iFlask
Note: This is NOT an Apple-approved product. But it IS a sneaky drinker approved product. (Phone not included. Because this totally isn’t a phone.)
Pocket Shots
Squishy little pouches of liquid courage! Genius!
Sneaky Shorts
Is that whiskey in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Dark Soda
Outside drinks may not be allowed inside your venue, but they sure will help conceal your booze on the walk there.
Styrofoam Cup
Look, New Orleans figured this out. Styrofoam cups will totally keep your drink cold WHILE looking like something totally NOT alcohol.
Wine Bra
Her rack looked amazing at the start of the day. By the end of the day you won’t even notice it’s gone down 3 cup sizes.