What do you get when you throw some strangers into awkward situations and ply them with plenty of booze? Very, very drunk reality stars. 18 of them, to be exact.
They should probably go to rehab. Again.
Brandi Glanville is chronically wasted. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills costar Lisa Rinna has confirmed this fact and The Real Housewives of Atlanta castmember Kenya Moore has chimed in too. But Kenya chimes in on everything because she's trying to be relevant so let's just take Lisa's word for it.
The Real Housewives of Orange County's Tamra Barney loves wine so much she started a wine of the month club with bestie Vicki Gunvalson. Watch out when Tamra drinks! She gets nasty mean!
Once upon a time, Snooki was in the lead for drunk of the year. Then she got pregnant, settled down, shaped up, and did it all over again. We're actually quite proud of how far she's come.
Kim Richards actually HAS checked into rehab. She entered a program in the spring of 2015, following an embarrassing arrest.
Shahs of Sunset
The Shahs of Sunset could make a family business out of alcohol consumption. Their levels of imbibing range from social drinkers to those on the fast track to rehab.
Scott Disick literally just announced TODAY that he's going to rehab. THANK THE REALITY TV GODS.
Lindsay Lohan has been to rehab how many times? And yet she continues to drink. Does she even have a liver left? (P.S. LiLo totally had a reality show. SHE COUNTS, OKAY!?)
Guy Fieri, celebrity chef, once got into a brawl with one of his assistants. The rumor is he blamed it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol.
2014 was the year of Bethenny Frankel drunk stories in the tabloids. Maybe that explains why she once put on her four year old's pajamas and posted the picture to Instagram.
Pre-Kroy Biermann Kim Zolciak was a chronic drinker of wine and when she had too much shenanigans were always the result. Kroy's been good for Kim in more ways than one.
Shannon Beador is a big, big fan of vodka, so much a fan that many of the other housewives began to call her on her heavy drinking. She insisted she drank vodka tonics with a splash of vodka, but we're pretty sure those drinks were made with a splash of tonic instead.
Mike The Situation Sorrentino
It took actual rehab to clean up Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's hard-partying act. We're glad he has a handle on his alcohol consumption.
The Bachelor Season 19 contestant Tara Eddings got SO drunk during the first rose ceremony she nearly fell off the platform and looked like she might hurl at any moment. Chris Soules gave her one more chance before sending her home.
Jordan Branch, another contestant on The Bachelor Season 19, spent most of her time on the show completely bombed. She popped in on Chris and the women during a group date several weeks after leaving because she didn't want Soules to think she was a total lush. Too little too late.
Craig Muhlbauer tried to win Andi Dorfmann's heart on The Bachelorette but what he really won was the laughs of basically everyone who watched as he continued to get trashed. He even made fun of himself on the Men Tell All special so we think he'll be okay.
Paris Hilton is an OG reality TV star. She also has a few DUIs under her belt and spent time in jail for her drunken shenanigans.
Paris Hilton's partner in reality TV crime was actually her partner in REAL LIFE crime, too. Nicole Richie was also arrested for drunk driving.
Ty Pennington's arrest for DUI pretty much ruined his career. He's had a few hosting gigs since then, but they've been shortlived and not nearly as successful as his run on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.