11 Reasons Why Being Thin is WAY Overrated

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It's 5:00 a.m. and you're running 10 miles while lazy Joe down the street is still snoozing, dreaming of the sausage links he'll devour when he shuffles out of bed.

It's so unfair, right? The daily grind we put ourselves through to look good.

Well, we're not going to knock the idea of being healthy, but we are going to revel in the idea of how much more fun being lazy and carefree with our calories can be.

This is why...

1. Being a Couch Potato is AWESOME!

Being a Couch Potato is AWESOME!
Isn't it ah-mazing when you can plop on the couch with a bag of chips? It's so much more fun than riding five miles on a bike. Saying no to being a couch potato...just one reason being thin is WAY overrated!

2. Eating Pie...Without Having To Run Five Miles

Eating Pie...Without Having To Run Five Miles
Yuck! Running a marathon as an excuse to be able to stuff your face with pie? Just eat the freakin' pie and own it! Isn't it nice to not have to bribe yourself? Just one more reason being thin is WAY overrated!

3. Uh, Yeah, Not Having To Wear This

Uh, Yeah, Not Having To Wear This
We'll take not having to wear this device like Kim Kardashian for $1,000, Alex. Loosen those belts and let those tummies hang free, people! This device makes being thin WAY overrated!

4. Eating Like This On A Date Is The Bomb!

Eating Like This On A Date Is The Bomb!
Going on a date and having to hide the fact that you like food to make him/her think you got a rockin' bod...WAY overrated. Being comfortable in our gluteness, now that's sexy!

5. Not Having to Share Your Popcorn at the Movies

Not Having to Share Your Popcorn at the Movies
Having a few extra pounds can have some perks. Like being able to dig into your own buttery tub of popcorn at the movies. YUMMY! Now, that's why we think being thin is WAY overrated.

6. Not Having to Do Whatever This is

Not Having to Do Whatever This is
Yeah, you're nuts if you think we're doing this to be thin...we'll keep those pounds! Thin is WAY overrated. NEXT!

7. Being Able to Avoid D-bag Selfies

Being Able to Avoid D-bag Selfies
Selfies are great...if you're not posting d-bag images of your upper body workout! When you're not obsessed with thin, selfies are much more entertaining. D-bag selfies; one more reason thin is WAY overrated.

8. We Only Run if Being Chased

We Only Run if Being Chased
You'll never find us non-calorie counters passed out on the grass like this! Nope...the only thing we're running after is the food you've left behind. Passing out after a marthon? Another reason thin is WAY overrated!

9. Yuck! Whey Protein Sucks!

Yuck! Whey Protein Sucks!
This is the face every protein shake drinker is really making in their head when trying to convince us it tastes oh, so good. Whey protein shakes? Thin is Whey (haha) overrated.

10. Math Don't Matter

Math Don't Matter
We're not here to prove we can count to ten. We're here to eat. Counting calories is for the birds. Math; you guessed! One more reason being thin is WAY overrated.

11. Need We Say More?

Need We Say More?
Okay, looking this silly as a reason to stay thin is not okay with us. You can take your downward dog and leave us to our TV. Looking silly doing yoga...one silly reason being thin is WAY overrated.

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