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It’s 5:00 a.m. and you’re running 10 miles while lazy Joe down the street is still snoozing, dreaming of the sausage links he’ll devour when he shuffles out of bed.

It’s so unfair, right? The daily grind we put ourselves through to look good.

Well, we’re not going to knock the idea of being healthy, but we are going to revel in the idea of how much more fun being lazy and carefree with our calories can be.

This is why…