• Jerkass Russell Crowe mortifies Leo DiCaprio by sharing a rather unfortunate memory. Says Crowe: “You know, I worked with Leonardo when he was 17 on ???The Quick and the Dead . He was a virgin, and he???d talk about that constantly.” Thanks, guy!
• Tori Spelling and her hubby (whose name we can never remember) get all gussied up for Halloween. Tori’s a witch, obvs, and her husband (Sean?) has apparently decided to go as K-Fed. The accidental lovechild looks ecstatic.
• Benicio Del Toro is a natural for the leading role of The Wolf Man remake, not to be confused with Teen Wolf, and definitely not to be confused with “sexy.”
• Petra Nemcova endeavors to save the children; ends up scaring them away with her giant breasts instead.
• Have you heard? Jessica Alba’s got this new thing where she only hangs out with people who look EXACTLY like Jessica Alba.
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